Category: Society
Research Shows Many, in Fact, Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
It is a misnomer, one that has apparently seeped into the culture’s subconscious, that only one person flew over the cuckoo’s nest. This myth, perpetuated by the 70’s movie classic of the same name, has become so ingrained into our…
College Nerd Gets Back at Frat Guys
After semesters of humiliation, a major league nerd at the University of Arizona has exacted revenge on the group of frat brothers who targeted him for ridicule for his nerdiness, among other faults. In a personal interview with Bill Maher,…
7-11 Guy Says You Drink Too Much (comic)
If you’ve ever wondered if you’re drinking too much, look inwards, towards your liver, and find the answers. If that doesn’t work, you can also just wait until the people selling you your poison of choice tell you that you…
Progress in Education Reform: The We Don’t Care about Our Children Act
With the pending education fiscal cuts, the White House and Congress have cooperated in creating a proactive initiative that is not only financially feasible, but will ensure quality education. Working with other members of the Committee on Education and the…
Libertarian Realizes His Ideas Make No Sense
AUBURN – After years of internal struggle, a Libertarian activist has come forth and admitted his chosen ideology does not make any sense. Jon Rockwell, 23, who likes to go by the nickname “Voluntaryist Rand,” told reporters that Libertarianism cannot…
God Admits “Richard Dawkins in Placebo Group”
God, speaking from the heavens directly to the souls of billions, this week finally unveiled the single-blind truth. Richard Dawkins cannot experience God — he’s in the placebo group. “Well to make sure God is effective,” explained Emmanuel Wing, “we…
Missouri Hospital To Avoid Discrimination Charge By Canceling All Visitations
Research Medical Center in Kansas City Missouri is making a change to their visitation policies in an effort to avoid appearing discriminatory by eliminating visiting privileges for all patients. The hospital has recently become the focus of attention by gay…
Hipster Finally Removes Fedora (comic)
Ever seen a hipster and wondered why he doesn’t take off his hat or dark glasses? Those shades make no sense in your particular setting, but rather than wonder or ask him about it, you judge him. And you’re wrong…
Satire Takes Fire for Accusing NRA of Causing Boston Bombing
Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as a way to detour attention away from the gun limitation bills that had been going through Congress at the same…
The Clear, Undeniable Biblical Case Against Homosexuality (comic)
The Bible is right because it says it is, right? Well it actually doesn’t say that, per se, but it’s still taken as the gospel truth, even by atheists. We know why Christians believe it, but atheists take it as…