Category: Crime
Brexit Voters To Face Prosecution
Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. ‘We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,’ said a spokesman for the activists,…
Weeks after Toddler Exile Fiasco, John Lewis Internal Dissident Mysteriously Disappeared… Um, ‘Disappears’
Notable socialite-apologist silk-peddler syndicate John Lewis has recently got into trouble for its new policy of systematically exiling toddlers and other vicious and unpredictable terrorists and master criminals: But since this recent dastardly scheme started to unfold a few weeks back,…
Neurodiversity Bloggers, Autism and Violence
Note from Wallace: This blog post from October 2015 remains thought-provoking. For my part, I would suggest that beatifying us autistic folks is no more reasonable (or realistic and practical) than demonizing us. *** The mass shooting in Oregon by…
Sole Survivor of a Flurry of Mass Shootings Opposes Firearms Regulation
Even as the rate of all other gun-related crimes had been decreasing in the United States for decades, the rate of mass shootings had steadily increased as gun show loopholes were found to circumvent bans on assault rifles, mental health…
Conspiracy Theories – The Website For The Well Informed Paranoiac
Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever…
Help your town. Become a criminal
If your city is like most others in this great country, it is no doubt struggling to pay its bills and balance its budget – unless your town is Beverly Hills, in which case you can stop reading now. No…
Druggies Open Petting Zoo, Bites Quickly Follow (Video)
Argleton — Rocky & Spyder Krakauer were indicted last year for selling stolen cars, but they’re back with what can only be called the world’s worst petting zoo. Featuring such pet-able critters as raccoons, rats, alley cats, and even jelly…
NRA Starts Big Push To Get Guns Into The Hands Of As Many Wackos As Possible
Realizing statistically that whenever there is a gun related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group that gun sales go up out of fear that they will be outlawed. Because of this gun manufacturers have started pushing the…
Confederate Flags Go On Crime Spree
Although one Confederate flag has been taken out in Charlestown, many more continue their nationwide crime spree. The populace must arm themselves against the heinous flags.
Chicago Finally Solves Its Deficit By Charging Tax On Corruption
The recent tax Chicago levied on streaming online shows from organizations such as Netflix and Hulu has proved hugely unpopular and unprofitable even for the town famous for taxing everything possible and then having the money disappear into a great…