Kanye West has once again surprised his fans and critics alike by announcing plans to collaborate with the infamous serial killer Charles Manson on an upcoming album.
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Yet sadly, contrary to persistent rumours in recent times, Kanye West is not collaborating with fellow artistic geniuses Vanilla Ice and Justin Bieber.
So, it really is just Kanye ‘n’ Charles this time! Or as Kanye himself calls him:
Chucky Bang Bang.
But Yeezus has taken pains to distance himself from the kind of ignorant and malicious music critic who will ever once dare insinuate this is just some kind of shallow publicity stunt, designed purely to get wall-to-wall attention from the gullible media.
Look, I know Charles Manson, this guy is kind of outside of the mainstream right now. I hear ya! It’s kind of hard to accept me collaborating with this guy. Yeah?
But you know what? I’m a risk taker, and I think this collaboration really could be the next new thing in hip-hop. Alright?
I mean, I’ve never been one for just playing it safe and doing what’s acceptable and easy and free of risk.
So, what could be better than heading into a dimly lit, understaffed, undersupervised prison somewhere in the shady side of town, Corcoran California, 3 am Friday morning…
And recording a new album with my new brother? I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
However, Kanye’s fans are anxious to know more details about what exactly will happen.
OK, so first off, we got this great track called ‘Closest Thing to Einstein.’ Now, I know what you gonna say, but believe me people, Kanye not gonna be arrogant and start talking about myself. Let’s give credit where it’s deserved.
Yeah! Charles Manson is a really, REALLY smart guy! He invented his own innovative New Age spiritual community. Y’know, Holy Books and chants and everything else. AND he killed 9 people, and he covered his tracks SO FREAKIN’ WELL, the authorities took two whole years to catch him!
I mean, I know one damn smart cookie when I see one; and believe Kanye, this guy is pretty damn SMART! I like working with intelligent, smart guys, and it doesn’t get any more Einstein-like than this dude!
Oh and by the way, I kinda hoped the Beach Boys would work with us and do Chucky Bang Bang’s ‘Never Learn Not To Love,’ but they just weren’t really feelin’ it. Fuck these guys! Our version will be WAY better than theirs!
I mean, which Manson dream team are you gonna listen to? Kanye & Chuck or the Beach Boys?
I mean, are you FOR REAL, people?! It’s just an absolute no-brainer, isn’t it!