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In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.

In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.

In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called ‘American’ gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax, and that Las Vegas doesn’t even exist. The Gun Enthusiasts Needing Obscene Calibers of Insidious Death Engines (G.E.N.O.C.I.D.E.), a firearm cult group, has stated that the whole incident is just a fabrication from the great liberal Satans that have taken over the country and want to take everyone’s guns away, so that it is easier for them to rule the place.

Incensed people who have provided the organization with documentary evidence that a place named Las Vegas really does exist, and that the shootings really did happen, have been ballyhooed by the group, insulted, condemned as Communists, anarchists, and rumormongers. They deny its existence even when presented with books, films, and photos of the iconic Western town.

“What can we say to them? No matter what proof we present, they deny that there was ever a place called Las Vegas and that the recent shootings were just a fabrication of prejudices against guns and their owners!” stated an exasperated Leonard Leftleaner, spokesman for Important Materials Providing Online Support and Sustaining Information against Big Lie Enthusiasts (I.M.P.O.S.S.I.B.L.E.). “The only time they would give us any attention was when we screened the Elvis Presley movie ‘Viva Las Vegas!’ for them. Then some of them woke up out of their somnambulism and made comments like “All right- ELVIS!” and “That place looks cool!” and “Wow, that babe Ann Margaret is HOT!!!”

Anti-gun protesters took to the streets chanting “Gun nuts live in a shell!” “NRA stands for Nuttso Radical A**holes,” and “Stick your gun barrel where the sun don’t shine, and give yourself a lead enema!”

Gun lovers made their own protest march carrying signs and shouting slogans such as “Shoot a liberal for Jesus,” “Let me give you a bullet belly-button,” and “What is the use of a gun if you don’t shoot someone with it?”

The debate over the matter was highly televised, with the usual liberal stations screaming slogans at the gun lovers; and FOX News taking its usual, although somewhat embarrassed, support of the steel gun and lead bullet affectianadoes, especially since they had aired a special a week before on the ‘City That Made Sin a Commodity’.

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3 Responses to “In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.”

  1. Have Bernie Sanders and Las Vegas ever been seen in the same room together?

  2. rfreed says:

    Now that you mention it, no.

  3. Maybe BEEEWWWNEE ACTUALLY IS Las Vegas. It’s another one of his aliases; like Rocket Man, ISIS, IKEA, and Lil Kim.

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