Category: Crime
Ulster Prod Arrested for Catholicismophobia: Latest PC Hate Crime Du Jour
Social Justice snowflakes have now come to characterize Catholicismophobia as a hate crime.
Bill Cosby, O. J. Simpson to Lecture Serial Killers on Self-Protection
Following the lead of Brock Turner on how to rape someone and not get caught, fellow misunderstood master (alleged) criminals Bill Cosby and O.J. Simpson are to make a campus tour lecturing the serial killer community on how not to…
In Reaction To Most Recent Mass Shooting Gun Nuts Retaliate That Las Vegas Doesn’t Exist.
In a reaction to the almost universal condemnation of the biggest mass shooting in U.S. history, so-called ‘American’ gun nuts have retorted that the whole episode is just another great liberal hoax, and that Las Vegas doesn’t even exist. The…
Damage Limitation – The Essential Checklist For Senior Managers
There comes a day in the life of many top executives, both in the public and private sectors, when aspects of professional conduct within their organisations are exposed and interpreted by the media and public in an irrationally negative light….
Brexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers
The UK Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) has revealed that it is investigating nearly five hundred UK farms. All the investigations relate to the illegal claiming of EU farm subsidies.
Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead
Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.
Vikingophobia Should Not be Tolerated?
Thought experiment: A gang of radical Neo-Pagans have formed a new religion called ‘Sons of Thor,’ and this religion allows you to carry off virgins via ‘bridal theft,’ and make them your wives; and to loot and pillage churches, synagogues,…
Don’t Ever Ever Use GoDaddy… They Do Some good, But Mostly Fraud?
Ages ago I helped a friend make a website. Today I got a renewal notification. Apparently I’ve been paying for his site for years without noticing it. I called to shut it down, and they told me tough luck. Nope,…
The United States Successfully Imprisons All of its Citizens
In the year 2024, the United States perfected its prison industry by imprisoning all of its citizens, including the judges, lawyers, and police. Trials thereafter occurred within prison cells, as did all other business and family matters.
Epic Album Dream Team: Charles Manson Joins Kanye Turbo Grafx 16 Family
Kanye West has once again surprised his fans and critics alike by announcing plans to collaborate with the infamous serial killer Charles Manson on an upcoming album. Turbo Grafx 16 promises to be the most edgy and non-conformist albums yet…