Category: Crime
Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre’s Windshield
Beavis and Butthead were taken into custody today after they allegedly stole a car, purchased an unregistered weapon at a gun show, then used it to shoot out the windshield of Wayne LaPierre’s car, according to a police report. The…
Copycat Killer Incapable Of Coming Up With Exciting Murder Scenarios of His Own
INDIANAPOLIS – Confessing Tuesday to the killing of 23-year-old Katheryn Morgan, copycat killer Dwayne Paulsen admitted that he is “just incapable” of coming up with creative murder scenarios of his own. Paulsen’s modus operandi bore stark similarities to that of…
“Hopefully, One Day I’ll Finish The Job By Capping Paul And Ringo” – Mark David Chapman
Chilling words indeed from the slayer of former Beatle, John Lennon – but this is exactly what a former cellmate of the Catcher In The Rye freak alleges was said to him during a private conversation with Chapman. “We were…
Pro-Gunners Disapprove Label “Sandy Hookers”
In an unsurprising turn of events, the pro-gunners like Wayne LaPierre of the NRA have come out publicly to insist they do not like being called “Sandy Hookers”. They have also said they don’t like being called “pro-gunners”. “Just because…
SEATTLE: Wanted – Gun, Working or Not $100-$200
Are you in Seattle, or close enough to drive? Would like to take that gun off your hands, no questions asked. Will give you a $100-$200 Amazon gift card for it. Just bring it to me. Okay, not me, but…
NRA: Recent Home Shooting Proves we Should Arm All Homes
Our nation was rocked this week when it was discovered that three minors and two adults were murdered in a spree shooting in New Mexico, prompting the NRA to declare that all homes should have an armed guard. Bernalillo County…
Teenager Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre, Sean Hannity
National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network. LaPierre…
Woman Narrowly Avoids Animal Cruelty Conviction, Helps Change Law
In a surprise verdict in Stoughton District Court yesterday, Alessa Maslansky, 47, of Canton, Massachusetts, was found not guilty of charges relating to fitting her neighbour’s dog with a shock collar in an effort to prevent what she called ‘its…
TPP Set to Shut Down Media Outlets
In a twist that will come as a shock to everyday users of the Internet, the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) could permanently close down the websites of newspapers across the World Wide Web. “The problem is the very broad language of…
NRA Suggestion to Weed Out Crazies Met w/ Unexpected Results
The US government has decided to do what the NRA says and instead of not letting people buy a lot of guns and bullets that the would try to find the crazy people and just stop them from getting them….