Category: Crime
National Rat Association Wants to Disassociate Itself From NRA
The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States of America, is doing a big publicity campaign to disassociate itself from the notorious National Rifle Association who share the same abbreviated initials…
Let’s Make Welfare Drug-Free (It’s For the Children)
This is a point-counterpoint article presented by Brian K. White of GlossyNews.com and Dean Chambers of UnSkewedPolls.com. Should we make welfare drug-free? How do we do it? What are the costs on both sides of the equation? These are just…
NRA Takes Battle to New Level; Buys Death Star
The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star made famous from the Star Wars movie franchise. Thought to have been totally destroyed following a second massive attack by impudent rebel forces in the third…
The NRA to Use ‘Puppy Eyes’ to Win Favor In Public Debate
The NRA in its constant quest for keeping up a good image of itself, keeping guns in as many hands as possible, controlling the minds of the public and keeping a stranglehold on Congress has developed a new methodology for…
North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber’s Crack
State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would “clarify” an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks. The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H felony…
Should Ecstasy Be Legalized? Counterpoint Debate
There are many drugs terrorizing our nation, from low-cost heroine and crack to high-potency crystal meth. One drug equally vilified that gets a bit less attention is Ecstasy, known by its chemical name MDA or MDMA. MDMA was first synthesized…
LaPierre “War On Liberal Media Requires Actual Guns”
A quote that is rumored to have been made by NRA leader and chief propagandist Wayne LaPierre recently implied that the war for public opinion against the liberal media was no longer just a war of words, it needed to…
2023: With Half of America Shot, NRA Insists “More Guns”
Timeline- April 23, 2023 Place- Washington, D.C., or what is left of it. The National Rifle Association and Congress again face off against each other over the never ending debate over gun control. Once again it took a major massacre,…
Roque LA Officer Chris Dorner Proposed NRA Speaker
In a move that is even stunning for the NRA, a speaking offer has been made to former LAPD officer Christopher Dorner to speak at the next NRA convention. The decision has many inside the organization questioning the overall impact…
“This Page Intentionally Left Blank”
Boca Raton, Fla. (Wall Street Journal) Malcombe (Mel) Rebbit, inventor and founder of “This Page Intentionally Left Blank,” was found deceased in his car in the Harris Teeter parking lot last Tuesday. Boca Raton police issued a statement that his…