Category: Science & Technologizzy
Richard Dawkins to Open a Sustainable Fish and Chip Shop
OXFORD, ENGLAND – Richard Dawkins, professor emeritus and former chair of public understanding of science at Oxford University has announced plans to open a new fish and chip shop that aims to serve up a sustainable catch. Professor Dawkins explained: Cod…
Hotheads’ Violence Caused by Hot Climates, Study Finds
Dateline: GREENLAND—A sociobiological study from Bigwig University in Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland shows that the areas around the world with the hottest temperatures tend to be inhabited by more aggressive, bellicose peoples, or “hotheads,” as the study calls them, while colder zones…
NASA Continues Search for Planets Where Government More Favorable to Funding Space Exploration
A panel of experts unveiled seven earth-sized planets only 235,145,014,927,344 miles from Earth (where we live), three of which may posses the proper conditions for Pokemon. This is only the latest milestone in an ongoing search to identify alien governments…
Mosquitoes- The Mini-Mes Of Vampires
Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to hold a victim in suspense…
Never Kiss A Saber Toothed Squirrel.
It isn’t often one sees a saber toothed squirrel. Of course, it isn’t often one wants to see a saber toothed squirrel, but when one does see one it invariably leads to commentary. For instance: “Why the (bleep) does that…
Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump’s election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez, IFTP’s executive director, declared that…
How Mountain Dew is Really Made [Video]
Mountain Dew is the Appalachian vitamin drink, but how do they really make it? The answer may very well surprise you, but it’s not that bad. You’ll see, it’s pretty good and pretty much safe. Playlist of How It’s REALLY…
Galen Erso will Design Note8
Seoul, South Korea: Samsung announced that they have a new Head of Engineering overseeing the design of the Galaxy Note8. Galen Erso, the only engineer from the Note7 project deemed competent enough to avoid termination will be taking the helm…
Ever Wanted to Burn Your Money? Well Now You Can
Ever spent so much that it literally felt like you were burning money? While it’s never a good idea to spend more than you can afford, the idea of burning your money isn’t quite as bad as it used to…
Saved by the Bell: When Your Phone Saves you from Boredom
When the idea of the mobile phone was made a reality back in the early 1980s, it was done so with the aim of enabling people to make and receive calls from wherever they were.