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Galen Erso will Design Note8

Galen Erso will Design Note8

Seoul, South Korea: Samsung announced that they have a new Head of Engineering overseeing the design of the Galaxy Note8.

Galen Erso, the only engineer from the Note7 project deemed competent enough to avoid termination will be taking the helm of the so-called “Next Great Thing.”

With Erso in charge of the Note8 project, we are confident that there is no way the device will have a completely indefensible design flaw that could make it susceptible to exploding.

In fact, Galen’s intimate knowledge of thermal exhaust components and systems makes him the ideal candidate to manage any potential overheating problems.

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