Category: Science & Technologizzy
When Your Computer Shows a Message: DLL File is Missing
This failure occurs especially often when a user attempts to launch a known Skype messenger and various “heavyweight” application systems. A message about this can occur even when you run an app from the official Microsoft Office suite.
Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device
Playing all those old Nintendo games we know and love is now possible without buying outdated consoles.
Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars
State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his…
7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Stop playing God! You’re down there…
Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out
As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t…
How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…
It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…
Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices
Dateline: PITTSBURGH—Manny Hornblower, the deaf inventor of the leaf blower, has unveiled a series of new inventions, including the gas-powered page-turner, the motorized tea bag dipper, and the jet-fuelled food-chewing aid. The gas-powered leaf blower is popular with landscaping companies…
A Quick Guide to the Gmail Security Check-Up
If you’ve just updated your recovery details, e.g. phone number or alternative email address, you will see the Security Check-Up window.
How Fidget Spinners are Really Made (GN Video)
How fidget spinners do be made? Bobby Joe know!
GN Video: Tinder too Mainstream? Try Tillder!
A spin-off many of you may not have heard of? Yes, that’s right! You don’t have to be Shakespeare. Hell, you don’t even have to be Harvey Weinstein. Dump the script and let’s get it on!