Category: Science & Technologizzy
Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet
Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.
Militant Gamers Vs X-Box Censors: ‘SAD, PATHETIC LOSERS with a Lot of Time on Their Hands!!!!’
The recent decision to remove X Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has resulted in a serious backlash. X-Box gamers are now accusing Micosoft of being idle, unfocused losers who have nothing better to do than…
Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality
Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity.
Tips on How to Make your Own Cannabis Seeds
Are you growing your own cannabis? If you are – then you will know there is nothing more rewarding than growing your own seeds too. We’ve put together some handy tips as to how you can make seeds on isolated…
What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files
If you are a torrentz lover then you know that The Pirate Bay has been blocked on many ISP’s accross WorldWide. Now to access the TPB you need to use some kind of proxies from the countries where the pirate…
Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes
If you ever liked someone’s post and felt bad that they didn’t like you back, Facebook has you covered. Soon you’ll be able to like likes and like your like-likes. “Do you know that feeling deep in the pit of…
GTX 860 Owner insists “Human Eye Can’t See More Than 8 Frames per Second”
EDITOR’S NOTE: LET’S GET CRYPTO CRAZY, BABY! AND THERE’S NOTHING CRAZIER THAN FAKE-ASS MONEY.
Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development
Dutch engineering company Bleegmaart unt Flargbleers LLC have raised $300 billion already in ther hopes to reclaim “the better bulk” of Lake Ontario, for mixed use apartments, retail and light industrial purposes…
Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!
Meeting the right person to marry and to create a family with is a big challenge, which will determine the rest of your life and your level of overall happiness. But where to find the one who is your absolute…
American Parents Love Guns More than Their Children, Study Shows
Dateline: KALAMAZOO—In the wake of the school shooting in Florida, in which a young male killed 17 of his former fellow students, a team of researchers at the Technocracy Institute in Michigan explains the impossibility of sensible gun regulation in…