Posted in Biz News Science & Technologizzy Technology

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his…

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Posted in Science

7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Stop playing God! You’re down there…

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Posted in Biz News Internets Tubes Technology

Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Technology

How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…

It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…

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Posted in Technology

Deaf Inventor of Leaf Blower Unveils new Noisy Devices

Dateline: PITTSBURGH—Manny Hornblower, the deaf inventor of the leaf blower, has unveiled a series of new inventions, including the gas-powered page-turner, the motorized tea bag dipper, and the jet-fuelled food-chewing aid. The gas-powered leaf blower is popular with landscaping companies…

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Posted in Technology

A Quick Guide to the Gmail Security Check-Up

If you’ve just updated your recovery details, e.g. phone number or alternative email address, you will see the Security Check-Up window.

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos Video News

How Fidget Spinners are Really Made (GN Video)

How fidget spinners do be made? Bobby Joe know!

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Posted in Technology Video News

GN Video: Tinder too Mainstream? Try Tillder!

A spin-off many of you may not have heard of? Yes, that’s right! You don’t have to be Shakespeare. Hell, you don’t even have to be Harvey Weinstein. Dump the script and let’s get it on!

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Posted in Serious Commentary Technology

Google Analytics for Satirists (I): Demographics and Facebook Ads

If you run a satire site, Google Analytics is very handy. Today, I’m going to remind you about something very important for those of you who run Facebook Ads for your satire site.

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy Serious Commentary

Satirists & Creators: Make Sure Social Media is a Secondary Consideration!

I’ve been reading up a bit, and I’ve decided that I agree with what people are saying. Social media has serious disadvantages.

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