Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality


Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity. Read more Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality

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Tips on How to Make your Own Cannabis Seeds

Are you growing your own cannabis? If you are – then you will know there is nothing more rewarding than growing your own seeds too.  We’ve put together some handy tips as to how you can make seeds on isolated branches without risking pollinating your entire crop. Read more Tips on How to Make your Own Cannabis Seeds

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Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes

If you ever liked someone’s post and felt bad that they didn’t like you back, Facebook has you covered. Soon you’ll be able to like likes and like your like-likes.

“Do you know that feeling deep in the pit of your heart?” asked sentient meatbag Mark Zuzkerberg. “When you take the time to like a post but nobody likes your like? Those days are over.” Read more Facebook to Add “Like” button for Likes

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Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development

Dutch engineering company Bleegmaart unt Flargbleers LLC have raised $300 billion already in ther hopes to reclaim “the better bulk” of Lake Ontario, for mixed use apartments, retail and light industrial purposes… Read more Dutch Engineers Hope to Reclaim 30% of Lake Superior for Land Development

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Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

Meeting the right person to marry and to create a family with is a big challenge, which will determine the rest of your life and your level of overall happiness. But where to find the one who is your absolute match? Read more Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!

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American Parents Love Guns More than Their Children, Study Shows

Dateline: KALAMAZOO—In the wake of the school shooting in Florida, in which a young male killed 17 of his former fellow students, a team of researchers at the Technocracy Institute in Michigan explains the impossibility of sensible gun regulation in the United States… Read more American Parents Love Guns More than Their Children, Study Shows

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When Your Computer Shows a Message: DLL File is Missing

This failure occurs especially often when a user attempts to launch a known Skype messenger and various “heavyweight” application systems. A message about this can occur even when you run an app from the official Microsoft Office suite. Read more When Your Computer Shows a Message: DLL File is Missing

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Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his loss, his agent got a bit of a surprise. Read more Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars

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7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

Arrogance & Presumption!

The Created is not the Creator.

By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Read more 7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)

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Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t I just pirate? Read more Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out

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