Category: Entertainment
FOX Television Found To Be Riddled
The conservative news agency FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose unwholesome lifestyles do not conform to FOX’s strict right leaning policies. Even more surprising, some of these cancerous maladies that weaken the proud…
An Open Letter To GN And Contributors
Risking open rebellion from artists and maybe the admin, I’d like to make a suggestion. This site needs a writers forum where contributors can discuss submitted articles and make suggestions to improve our skills. I’m not a polished writer and…
Writer Fired for Printing Mangelina Jolie Hung by Brad Pitt’s Hair
Los Angeles, California – Former feature writer, Larry McSwag, of the newspaper known as the Los Mangeles Times was fired Monday for writing then printing an article that misspelled the name of celebrated actress, Angelina Jolie, referring to her as…
Glossy News Authors: Are You Unable to Login?
I was emailed by three authors having trouble logging in due to our overly aggressive Spam filter. Are you able to login? Shoot me an email either way, if you have a minute. I’ve tweaked the settings to hopefully resolve…
Kardashians Slam Kendall Jenner’s “Boob Walk”
The Internet is all a twitter over Kendall Jenner’s romp down the catwalk at Thurdays New York Fashion Week dressed in a shear, boob flaunting Marc Jacobs original. It didn’t take long for the fur to fly. In a tweet…
Duck Dynasty’s Uncle Si Fires Assistant Over Clean Tea Cup
Anyone who watches the A & E reality hit show Duck Dynasty, is familiar with not only Uncle Si, but his perpetual sidekick, a vintage Tupperware tumbler he carries everywhere he goes. Si is never without a container of sweet…
“The Night They Raided Minskys” Reviewed by a Guy Who Even Saw the Flick
Released in 1968 this flick could have been made today as a relevant retrospective to burlesque. The naughty nature of burlesque versus the rude routines that pass as suggestive stage entertainment today are in stark contrast when you compare today’s…
Bieber Fans Rejoice After Pizza Grease Reveals Deceased Singer’s Image
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Justin Bieber fans everywhere celebrated the passing of arguably the greatest performer in American history this weekend when pizza grease on a napkin at BoBo’s Pizza Kitchen in South Philadelphia revealed a clear image of the late…
Man Sues Porn Industry for Making Sex Boring
Dateline: LOS ANGELES–Eduard Garbanzo, a plumber and avid consumer of internet pornography, is suing several top producers of porn for having made sex commonplace and boring. “There’s too much nudity on the internet,” he protests. “They’ve saturated the market, those…
“I, Frankenstein” Reviewed by a Guy Who Never Even Saw the Flick
All I have to say about Liongate’s newest offering I, Frankenstein is “Oh, my Gawd! Who got paid to make this bullsh*t?” This latest robitussin induced nightmare from the creators of “UNDERWORLD” comes from the jacked up graphic novel “I,…