Philadelphia, Pennsylvania – Justin Bieber fans everywhere celebrated the passing of arguably the greatest performer in American history this weekend when pizza grease on a napkin at BoBo’s Pizza Kitchen in South Philadelphia revealed a clear image of the late star.
“I actually had a heart attack when I looked down and saw the image in front of me,” said longtime pizza lover and Bieber fan, Martin Slomvieskewicz, as he was being released from the hospital after a two day stay on Monday.
“It was like he was speaking to me from beyond the grave and it was the best and worst moment of my life. Ouch!” Added Slomvieskewicz.
Justin Bieber was officially pronounced dead on January 4th after being eaten alive by a large alligator that he beat in a game of beer pong at his Beverly Hills mansion. However, this sighting has given his many fans reason to believe he may still be alive, even as many experts dispute the evidence.
“We saw this exact same scenario when Elvis died. Nothing to get excited about and nothing to give your hopes up for,” said music legend, Harve Mann of Santa Monica, California, who once discovered John Lennon’s face on a piece of tofu in 1987.
“We just have to accept the fact that Justin Bieber is dead and move on with our lives,” added Mann.
Whether you choose to believe it or not, the napkin has been preserved and is currently on display at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, Ohio, adjacent to the toilet seat that Elvis was found dead on.