Category: Entertainment
The Latest Personality Type Indicator Will Shock You
As outlined in the Breyers-Griggs Universal Spectrum® (BoGUS®) Statement of Aims and Objectives, the purpose of the popular personality test is two-fold: 1. To assist people in better understanding themselves, including their personal preferences, strengths and weaknesses, and scope of…
Report: All 24 Cosby Accusers Delusional, Conspiratorial Liars
In response to accusations of sexual assault against Bill Cosby, his lawyers have repeatedly denied, dismissed and discredited allegations. However, they have yet to address each allegation individually. Recently, we at Glossy News have discovered secret documents with the working…
Woman Who Regularly Chastises People for Offensive Jokes Now ‘Stands with Charlie Hebdo’
Accompanied by her usual catch phrase, “this is NOT ok,” 25-year-old Katherine James posted an article on Facebook Wednesday night about how the tragic events regarding the French satire publication Charlie Hebdo “is a sad day for the freedom of…
2014 – The Year in Review: Part I (January – June)
As has been the proud tradition of this Pulitzer-Prize-denied publication since 1952 – except for 2012 (when the Mayan Calendar predicted the world would end, so I figured, what was the point) – it’s time for Glossy News’ Annual Year…
Je Suis Charlie – Where Murder And Humor Have Met
As you know, yesterday three gunmen entered the offices of Charlie Hebdo, a French satirical magazine, and killed twelve people. The magazine was known for its biting satire and has several times depicted Mohamed in a mocking fashion. It is…
GlossyNews Exclusive: Shots From Jim Cramer’s Wedding
Summit, New Jersey – “Boo-yah!” The popular Mad Money host shouted from inside the lovely ballroom at the Grand Summit Hotel after marrying Karen Backfisch-Olufsen in front of a crowd of about 200 people last Saturday. “It’s beautiful,” guest Jon…
Glossy News In Deep Doo-Doo Over Disney- Star Wars Movie Hacking
Glossy News, a top genetically altered news website on the Internet, has suddenly found itself in over its head in a lawsuit filed by the behemoth Disney Corporation. It seems that Glossy last month published an article exposing the top…
America Responds To Kim Jong Un; “Thank You For Saving Us From Watching This Stupid Stoner Movie”
Americans were especially thankful to North Korea and Kim Jong Un this Holiday season for saving them from watching yet another stupid pot-head movie. “It saved me ten bucks in ticket prices and another eight in popcorn and soda,” stated…
Joan Rivers Makin’ Em Laugh in Hell
Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn’t mean she’s slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin’ ’em laugh in the…
Lorde’s New Songs Leaked
Lorde’s newest songs have been leaked to the media. A secret snitch sent along a copy of the eighteen year-old New Zealander’s latest songs. The source says “Little White Yugos” is likely to be at least a moderate success on…