Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Rick Perry/Johnny Cash Article: Long-Winded Disclaimer & Non-Apology

Within seconds of publishing my article on Rick Perry as future Last Republican President and Johnny Cash Wannabe, my covert stash of hatemail, hater-mail and hateful-male-mail was inundated… With millions upon billions of complaints about what some people considered to…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Music

Simon Cowell Finally on Song for UKIP

Simon Cowell used to be unjustly accused of being the UK’s nastiest and most longwinded self-styled culture expert. So, in order to avoid the unpleasant stigma of being the nastiest man in Britain, he has finally decided to join UKIP….

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Dalai Lama Sues the Ass off Archbishop of Canterbury

The Dalai Lama may be a man of few possessions, but he’s hoping to get the better of Anglican Archbishop Justin Welby in a very material manner… While also sticking up for the faithful. At least, the right kind of…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Top Stories

Stop Press: The Real Reason Tom Cruise is Leaving Scientology

There’s a lot of talk about Tom Cruise leaving Scientology. But the media coverage thus far has been very selective. So just this once, I’m going to have to use my imagination to plug the gap.

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Television

Pregnant Bristol Palin to Replace Wheel of Fortune’s Vanna White

In an unprecedented move that’s shocked the television world, Wheel of Fortune has replaced its long standing hostess Vanna White and named Bristol Palin her temporary replacement. The move comes after a series of contract disagreements between White and ABC…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Strange People

Bruce Jenner Debuts New Film Along with Name

NEW YORK CITY – The world received a double dose of Caitlyn Jenner on Monday as the American culture, fashion and politics magazine, Vanity Fair, released their upcoming cover with Caitlyn sitting on a stool and the man-turned-woman also announced…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics

Prime Minister Disraeli: 7 Hilariously Cutting Putdowns

1. Civilization and Savage Witticisms Benjamin Disraeli, the English Frankie Boyle, is quite possibly the most aristocratically flamboyant and cutting Prime Minister in UK history. With perfect comic timing, he sliced through the pompous pretensions of his opponents, like a…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Sports

Skier Gets Tongue Stuck on Ice Cube

Los Angeles, California – Hundreds of skiers, snowboarders and snow tubers celebrated the grand opening of Mount Thang, located in the eastern side of the city this past weekend. In addition to celebrating Los Angeles’ first snow sighting since a…

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Posted in Biz News Celebrity Gossip

Donald Trump’s Diary Released

“Trump filed the suit against Palm Beach County last week, claiming his history of conflict with Palm Beach International Airport has led officials to spitefully redirect air traffic over his historic Mar-a-Lago estate in south Florida.” – USA Today –…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Sports Events

Katy Perry Spent a Lot Of Time Contemplating Her Super Bowl Act

“Maybe I should do a French Kiss with another superstar like Brittany Spears and Madonna did. I wonder if Taylor Swift would be available for that? Or should I do an underwear-less limo exit like Brittany did that one time?…

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