Category: Celebrity Gossip
Scott Stapp Forced to Sell Beloved Olive Garden Memorabilia
Orlando, Florida – Following a costly divorce, ongoing drug addiction and malicious hacker attacks to his bank accounts, Creed’s lead singer, Scott Stapp, who was once worth as much as 30 million dollars, is now flat broke and homeless. Stapp’s…
Report: All 24 Cosby Accusers Delusional, Conspiratorial Liars
In response to accusations of sexual assault against Bill Cosby, his lawyers have repeatedly denied, dismissed and discredited allegations. However, they have yet to address each allegation individually. Recently, we at Glossy News have discovered secret documents with the working…
GlossyNews Exclusive: Shots From Jim Cramer’s Wedding
Summit, New Jersey – “Boo-yah!” The popular Mad Money host shouted from inside the lovely ballroom at the Grand Summit Hotel after marrying Karen Backfisch-Olufsen in front of a crowd of about 200 people last Saturday. “It’s beautiful,” guest Jon…
Colbert Snubbed Unpopular Obama in Series Finale
In the series finale of The Colbert Report, dozens of musical, political, film and other celebrities made an appearance… Obama participated, but was cut from the show. Almost 50 guests appearead live on-stage during the prolonged, rousing rendition of “We’ll…
Sony Pulls Out Just before Big Release
Just over a week before the climactic release of Sony Picture’s “The Interview” starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, the studio has decided to pull out. Sony has received a serious pounding after hackers gained access to the back door…
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (2)
Who’s Gonna Fill The Blank? Nick Griffin: UK. Former British National Party, Goosestepping Eagle-Polisher. Pros: 1. Impeccable far left credentials: Economic centralism. Top-down, statist, collectivist, elitist/populist, authoritarian, general chauvinist. Perfect fit for the Trot SWP/Spartacists, let alone Labour.
Labour Leak #68/9: Controversial Miliband Replacement Short List (1)
Thought there were no convincing(-ish) short notice candidates to replace Ed Milliband when the last-minute coup occurs? You were wrong! Or rather… Subjected-By-Petty-Bourgeois-Ideology-To-The-Mystifications-Of-Late-Capitalist-False-Consciousness™. (Huh? Anyone? Nah… me neither).
Blagojevich Turns Air Blue, Flame-Grills Gordon Ramsay’s Ass
Rod Blagojevich hasn’t been content with his recent numerous high profile media appearances. You know, Celebrity Apprentice, biased FOX/MSNBC news reports, Oprah Winfrey… And even the “Wanted” posters pinned up in a certain large urban settlement in Illinois. So he’s…
ISIS Targets U.S. Comicbook Market
ISIS is reported to be using old established oil smuggling routes to sell oil on the black market for millions of dollars. While that certainly is a lot of money, it is insignificant compared to the market they are currently…
Poll: Over 50% of US Women Have Been Drugged, Improperly Touched by Cosby
Bill Cosby’s PR nightmare has gotten worse. In addition to the original seven to fourteen women who accused the formerly beloved comedian of sexual assault, more and more women have spoken up in a show of solidarity with their abused…