Author: Wallace Runnymede
Alex Salmond: “PC Bigots Don’t Understand this here Culture of Mine”
Widely respected political hipster and relentlessly-resentless SNP politician Alex Salmond has recently performed a valiant act of radical political performance theatre, with his “behave yourself, woman!” http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-politics/11653578/Alex-Salmond-must-urgently-apologise-for-his-unacceptable-sexism.html
Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy
Phew! I’m worn out. Or maybe just in a vaguely soporific state. It was all fun and amusing to start with, but I think the novelty’s worn off. Gets a bit samey after a while. Still, I always like to…
Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy
OK, the sky hasn’t fallen in…. Yet. Just gotta keep going, I suppose. Cosmic E-Cheek Ass Slicer OK, this one is a little bit nastier, if also somewhat more fun… And it’s only for the more experienced, intrepidly kinky fetish…
Scientology Sex Toys Taking Over Our Godly Galaxy (1/3)
Oof! Sorry for the mildly sensationalist headline. I never quite got over not getting to be a top reporter for the Galactical Enquirer. Still, somewhat more crucially, I must inform you of the existential spiritual peril facing you and your…
The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (2/2)
Last time: “A neocon is a Trotskyite who has been mugged by the prospect of a huge state salary.” To proceed further: The same is true of liberal interventionists, of course. I mean, the only real difference between neocons and…
The Fastidious Liberators: Open Letter From the Dead (1/2)
We are the dead. But we still speak. And condemn. And we speak and condemn regarding the report on US government’s (or if you prefer, “International Community’s”) footshuffling regarding the torture of the enemies du jour (you know, brown, Muslim,…
Sam Harris Drives Dinosaurs out of the Schools
Prominent atheist and achingly non-woolly intellectual figure Sam Harris has persuaded some Democratic Senators to try to stop The Flintstones from being shown in science classes. Not only that. Teachers used to allocate some general class time just before vacation…
Bill Maher Banned (Again)… But Why?
Notable public figure Bill Maher has been banned from several notable clothes retail chains in the entire slick, coastal, metro part of the USA… For making some provocative and inflammatory comments about a moderate political Islamist™ in Pakistan who says…
London Riots: Who are the Real Orwellians?
I offer my solidarity, support and comradeship to everyone who, like me, is pissed off at the Orwellian banner-waving moral crusaders who want to overturn a democratic vote. (Disclaimer: I voted for the TUSC, so I hope a hundred and…
Top 8 “Thwarted Knight” Excuses (2/2)
Sorry, son. I know I was hard on you (and me?) last time. Still, it’s all downhill from here, don’t worry. 6. You’re twisting my words. OK, so you know words are subject to interpretation. That’s a start. So why…