London Lady Discovers Donkey Dentures in Salad

Everyboy loves dining in London, even the city has its downsides too.

London saleswoman Casey McKenzie has discovered donkey dentures in her salad at a London restaurant. Casey’s husband Roger told Glossy News:

I took my wife for a meal to celebrate her birthday. I read the menu out aloud at the restaurant table:

“Lime-leaf crusted shrimp with green mango salad and donkey dentures. Well, that’s my meal cancelled. The disgusting image of a set of donkey dentures in my salad has caused a sudden loss to my appetite,” I said.

“Well I still want to eat, it’s my birthday,” said the wife.

“Eat then!” I said.

“I don’t want to eat alone,” she said.

“Don’t eat then,” I said.

“But I’m hungry,” she said.

“Eat then,” I said.

“I don’t want to eat alone,” she said.

“Well I’ve lost my appetite,” I said.

“Well I still want to eat, it’s my birthday,” she said.

“Eat then,” I said.

“I don’t want to eat alone,” she said.

“Don’t eat then!” I said.

“But I’m hungry,” she said.

“Eat then!” I said.

“I don’t want to eat alone,” she said.

“Well I’ve lost my appetite!” I said.

“Well I still want to eat, it’s my birthday,” she said.

“Eat then,” I said.

“I don’t want to eat alone!” she said.

“Don’t eat then,” I said.

“But I’m hungry!” she said.

As it was her birthday, I agreed to try to eat with her.

When the starters arrived she told me she’d lost her appetite.

“What’s wrong?” I asked her.

“There’s a set of donkey dentures in my salad…” she replied.

Author: Stephen Philip Druce

Stephen Philip Druce is a spoof/satire article writer from Shrewsbury in the UK. He has previous publications with The Lemon Press, News Mutiny, The Daily Squib, The Inconsequential, Web-E-Books (USA), The Druids Loom and Bad Scents Of Humour. For updates on Stephen’s humour articles, follow him on Twitter - @DruceStephen.