Author: Stephen Philip Druce
Uncouth Act at Remembrance Day Inspires Award-Winning Poem
London Poet Alan Wright has won ‘Poem of the year 2018’ – an impromptu poem recital, inspired by the actions of an uncouth man in the crowd at London’s Remembrance Day. Wright 52, told Glossy News: “I was asked to…
London Lady Discovers Donkey Dentures in Salad
Everyboy loves dining in London, even the city has its downsides too. London saleswoman Casey McKenzie has discovered donkey dentures in her salad at a London restaurant. Casey’s husband Roger told Glossy News:
London Doctor Gets Head Stuck in Patient’s Anus
London doctor Mary Silverstein accidentally got her whole head trapped inside a patient’s anus during a routine prostate examination. Patient Walter Bottomley 54, told Glossy News:
London Man Discovers Chin in Phone Box
London street cleaner Tim Hargreaves had a nasty surprise when he discovered a chin in a London phone box. Hargreaves, 57, told Glossy News:
London Cafe Manager Prosecuted for Serving Yolkless Eggs
London café manager Jim Fry 62, has been prosecuted for serving his customers the not so widely renowned metropolitan delicacy of yolkless eggs; beloved of elitist intellectuals, union barons, greed Tory yacht botherers and dodgy career politicos of all ideological…
Big Smoke Blow-Up! Randy Londoners Go Insane Over Harrod’s Shop Window Beauty!
London car mechanic Brian Love was so smitten over a lady he spotted standing in a Harrods shop window, he lost his mind. The warm, chubby, hearty 53 year old greaser Love told Glossy News:
Can Fish & Man Live in Peace?! George Bush Caught Up in Appalling Swimming Costume Drama…
In a comical oversight, Ex-President of the United States George Bush forgot to take his swimming costume with him at Washington’s renowned Sports & Leisure Village.
No Sleaze Please, We’re British! Tortured Hollywood Supremo’s Wrongful Sex Arrest in Red Light London!
[Ed: If ever a Hollywood sleaze story deserved a share, it’s this one! Absolutely unbelievable! Hold on to yer… whatever]. In a move that will shock many fans and devotees of the IHIC (Inspirational Hollywood Intellectual Community), stellar film producer…
“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim
A Scottish poet (apparently not, however, a Dutch one!) had to be rescued by the renowned Edinburgh Fire Brigade after nailing his own ear to a tree. Stan ‘the word’ Smith 36, revealed the source of inspiration that had prompted…
London Man Dines with Cheese on his Face in Reality TV Show
A London man has appeared in the Reality TV dinner dating show ‘Love Luncheon’ with cheese on his face. Reality TV star Ted Stilton told Glossy News: