Author: rfreed
Libraries- The Great Whores Of The Literary World
There used to be a sanctuary to which you could retire for that most blessed and peaceful of soul satisfying balms- silence. This sanctuary was known as a ‘library’ and throughout the world they could be considered a trustworthy and…
GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone to Take Over 2016 Election
Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret,…
Many Using iPhones to Surgically Replace Entire Brains
In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget…
Breaking News: Russia Plans Invasion of Scotland if They Secede
The Russians have taken a keen interest in the vote for Scottish secession from Britain. Maybe too keen an interest. The British MI6 has picked up information that seems to point to the Russians invading Scotland should the ‘Yes’ vote…
Richest 1% Buys U.S. Military to Protect them from Other 99% of Society
In a surprising development, the upper 1% of the richest Americans have purchased the entire U.S. military to protect them from the other 99% that they lord over. All troops except those actively engaging an enemy somewhere in the world…
Russian Takeover Strategies Of Yesterday, Today And Tomorrow
2008- Russia invades former ‘comrade’ nation Georgia because Putin ‘has Georgia on his mind….’. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins infiltration…
Arms Manufacturers Hope for Another Massacre To Stimulate Lagging Gun Sales
According to a recent Bloomberg.com article, guns sales have fallen off sharply since the days of the Sandy Hook and Batman movie massacres which is worrying arms manufacturers and salesmen. The fear of having guns banned or limited sent gun…
A Checklist Of The ‘Humanitarian Aid’ The Russians Are Sending To Ukraine
At the Russian/Ukrainian border the so-called ‘humanitarian aid’ convoy sent by Putin stops to do a final check on what supplies they will be delivering to the Ukrainians on the other side. Two Russian majors exit the first two vehicles…
Coloradoans Now Even Bigger A**holes Since Start Of Legalized Pot
The wonder mellower-outer cannabis, always said to have a positive, tranquilizing affect on its users, has unfortunately not had such an effect on the normally ego-centered Coloradoans who recently legalized use of it. “Criminy,” said Jim Bames, over the road…
‘What Dreams Shall Come’ – A Spoof Tribute To Robin Williams
Suicides where always a pain for Detective Malny. Always ugly. Always depressing, although he never let that show. This one especially. Robin Williams. One of the most famous comics ever. The guy who always made people laugh. Found hanging by…