Author: Bee
Time Indeed Flies, Airlines Unhappy
Reports that several people witnessed Time ‘flying’ have caused panic in the air-safety conscious offices of commercial airlines. In a press release addressed to all governments and signed by all major airline unions, it has been stated that, if the sightings are true, if…
A Dad’s Rage Causes $150 Worth of Damage
A family home was turned into a war zone when a dad turned bad in the small hours of yesterday morning. Mr Elliot, needing a midnight snack, entered his kitchen in his average suburban home to fix himself a sandwich only to…
A Bag For Life Not Just For Christmas
Following the extremely successful campaign ‘A Dog is For Life Not Just For Christmas’ the Dogs Trust have strayed a little from their charter by embracing the same slogan for ‘bag for life’. The Dogs Trust have found that there…
Shocking Crime Wave Blows Across Nation
A terrifying new criminal is on the loose and officials appear powerless to stop him. In a small town in the UK an elderly gentleman was thrown to his knees and robbed of his newspaper that he had only just purchased. Battered and shaken he shared his shocking ordeal.
The Long and Thick of It in West Hollywood
A stunned Hollywood is trying to recover today from the shocking news that hit headlines yesterday. As the rest of the world wakes up, the celebrity elite are busy consoling themselves and thanking God it is not them having to…