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Texas State Republican Lawmaker Behind Sting To Arrest ‘Liberal’ Rock Bands
Austin, Texas – Members of three rock bands were arrested last night in what the Austin Police Department called a “copyright sting.” The arrests took place in two Sixth Street bars. “They violated copyright laws, so we busted them,” said…
Texas Republican Legislators Vote Themselves Out
Austin, Texas – In a stunning display of ineptitude, Republican members of the Texas state legislature voted themselves out of office. The unprecedented move left surprised Democrats in total charge of both legislative bodies. “Not sure how they did it,”…
Guide to the Republican Primaries
If you’re a betting man or woman, then you’re probably wondering what to do before you place your bets for the US election primaries! There are updates on the ever-changing odds for the political race and luckily, SBD is on top of…
AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans
Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!
REPUBLICANS: Trump Does NOT Care About Abortion. PERIOD!
Wake up, Republicans and religious people. Don’t take things at face value. This is bait: you are being bribed.
Senate Republicans Blame Dems for Failed Budget Negotiations with White House
Washington, DC- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) lashed out at Senate Democrats today, after his fellow Republicans failed to reach an agreement on a long term military funding bill with White House negotiators, resulting in a reported physical altercation…
“Moderate” Republicans & Democrats Already Missing Guys Who Genocided a Million Iraqi Civilians!
The unusual rhetorical flavor and idiosyncratic policy approach of Donald Trump has left self-styled GOP moderates and centrist Democrats to reminisce about the golden age when both parties were the greatest force for good (and humanitarian genocide) the world has…
Republicans Outperform in Midterms, Russian Hackers Escape Blame
Kiev, Ukraine – Comparing the results to what pollsters had predicted in the lead up to Election Day, politicans and journalists have generally concluded that, with few exceptions, Republicans outperformed expectations by several percentage points.
Republican’s Reverse Position on Affirmative Action to Back Controversial New Bill
Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced their support for instating Affirmative Action as a qualifier for a controversial piece of legislation, likely to be brought before congress during the lame duck sessions following the midterm elections….
Researchers Discover why Republicans are Evil and Democrats are Cowards
Dateline: MIT—With the election of Donald Trump as president, Republicans have chosen to wear their evil on their sleeves, although the GOP’s social Darwinism, warmongering and shameless, hypocritical idolatry have been palpable since Ronald Reagan created his bizarre coalition of…