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Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
7 Perfect Reasons Not to Do Anything About Climate Change: (Courtesy of the Republican Establishment)
Arrogance & Presumption! The Created is not the Creator. By trying to overwhelm the mighty forces of nature, you are giving glory to creations of God, mere mortal flesh; and not the Creator himself. Stop playing God! You’re down there…
Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Candidates (Bloodsuckers Always Need Fresh Blood)
Republicans and Democrats are actively recruiting fresh meat for their parties. Both need to beef up their candidate numbers and make sure that no one sneaks off to join third parties. But it is not a cake walk to get…
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…
Republicans & Al-Qaeda face Conundrum of How to Continue their Escalating Evil!
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—With its escalating insanity in the choice of its presidential nominees, from Reagan to George W. Bush to Donald Trump, the Republican Party has borrowed a strategy from al Qaeda to maximize terror in the American public, according…
Comedians Replace Democrats to Oppose Psycho Clown Republicans
To address the challenge presented by the new Republican Party, the Democratic Party has been replaced by a bevy of comedians. The challenge began in 2017 when President Donald Trump made psychopathy cool. Henceforth the Republicans became informally known as…
Republican Party Flip-Flop, Embrace ‘Sodomy’
Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. Ezekiel 16: 49
Fifteen Signs Your Husband is Thinking of Voting Republican
l) “The Art of the Deal” is the first item on his Amazon wish list. 2) He’s changed his password to “BigHands.” 3) The bumper sticker on his car says WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR HONOR STUDENT? I LOVE THE UNEDUCATED.
Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to accustom Americans to those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando Lamas, chairman of the Institute, said at…
Ode to the Wide Stance Republicans (Your Love is Wide)
My stance is wide My love is deep True Christian men Don’t judge lost sheep! I was only on my winding way I pitched my tent in a valley gay I didn’t mean to cause dismay My enemies lied upon…