Year: 2019
REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness
A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…
Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Finally Be King Of Something!
Contrary to scepticism as recently as TODAY, President Extraordinaire Donald Trump has succeeded in buying the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly…
German Humor Magazines (?!) They Got Us… Er, U.S. Beat!
You don’t go to Germany for the humor. Most wouldn’t expect to find it there. But there is. Surprisingly lots of it. And good stuff at that! For instance, take a look at their satire/humor magazines- Titanic and Eulenspiegel. A…
The Resurgence of Witchdoctors in the U.S. Healthcare System
If you are a donkey, i.e. an ass, then you likely wish the United States would just get on with the universal healthcare. If you are an elephant, which is Latin for the hole of an ass, then you probably…
EPIC TRUMPISMS!
1 What should do you tell Donald Trump when he’s going to bed at night? “Tweet dreams.” 2 What misunderstanding led to Trump’s disbelief in global warming? He thought the scientists said it would lead to climax change. 3 Coded…
QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!
Let’s-a-go, amigos! Come on! Ima hustling votes tonight Deffo feelin’ NOT white Gonna give some real handouts Mamacita! We make some noise To hell with Biden and the boys! I’m triggered, I wanna scream and shout Full of ambitions Prisoner’s…
Best Games to Look Forward to in 2020!
Gaming is one of the few industries which has been witnessing rapid growth ever since its existence. Games have taken unmeasurable giant leaps from tiny 8bit games to games that have a universe of their own. The endless possibilities in…
How to Maximize Pokie Winnings
While online casinos are not permitted to operate from New Zealand soil, it’s perfectly legal for New Zealanders to participate in online casino gambling activities with offshore online casino operators. This gives Kiwi gamblers access to some of the best…
The Truth About DIY SEO
The Truth About DIY SEO So, you have an online website and you want to get more sales in or expand your online presence. Great! Welcome aboard and welcome to the online entrepreneur club. Now that you have your site…