QUE COÑO! TONE-DEAF Beton in Ill-Advised Shania Twain Parody SHOCKER!

Tequila

Let’s-a-go, amigos!
Come on!

Ima hustling votes tonight
Deffo feelin’ NOT white
Gonna give some real handouts
Mamacita! We make some noise
To hell with Biden and the boys!
I’m triggered,  I wanna scream and shout

Full of ambitions
Prisoner’s vote with no conditions
Bread queue homeless standing in li-i-ine
I want y’all to be politically correct
I’m transracial and this is my ti-i-ime!

The best thing about being trans-Latino
Is the prerogative to steal a name like Beto and

Oh, oh, oh, I’m totally crazy
Like that Hillary Lady
Fake sombero, tequila shots
Ay-ay-ay,
Beto-ing like wild
Don’t laugh at my style
Oh, oh, oh, liberal military action!
Bomb Arabs like a mad thing!
Color my skin, who said it’s a sin
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna bring freedom
And to feel the way I’m Beto
Man! I feel like I’m Latino!

Me Beto, I ain’t fake
Tonight I’m gonna take
Legit tequila shots all over town
Beto loves to dance
Swing voters, bad romance
Gonna let my Guinness sombrero all hang down

Oh, oh, oh, I’m totally crazy
Like that Hillary Lady
Fake sombero, tequila shots
Ay-ay-ay,
Beto-ing like wild
Don’t laugh at my style
Oh, oh, oh, liberal military action!
Bomb Arabs like a mad thing!
Color my skin, who said it’s a sin
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna bring freedom
And to feel the way I’m Beto
Man! I feel like I’m Latino!

https://genius.com/Shania-twain-man-i-feel-like-a-woman-lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg

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