Year: 2018
Army Forgets Weapons, Loses War
The small European nation of Chevroni lost its war with the Middle Eastern nation Texico last Sunday after forgetting to bring the weapons. “It happens,” said Chevroni General Stephen Stanford. “We had them all ready to go, but then things…
Unbelievable! New Fines Introduced For Silly “Cooking & Driving” Offence… What’s Going On!
Drivers caught cooking whilst driving are to face tough penalties, the government says. Under new rules expected to come in next year, drivers will receive six points on their license and a £120 fine.
April Fools 2.0: Even MORE Ridiculous Tabloid Headlines You Will NEVER Believe!
French Democracy Doomed: Tony Blair ‘Helpfully Advises’ French not to Stage a National Front Coup Against Macron California Colleges Ban Ice Cream Vans for Triggering Lactose Intolerant Community
Liberty Snippets #2
#1 Washington’s ‘Crimes for Humanity’ One day, the truth must be widely accepted: the Balkans war was a very vicious, brutal, bloody war where all sides committed atrocities.
Tips on How to Make your Own Cannabis Seeds
Are you growing your own cannabis? If you are – then you will know there is nothing more rewarding than growing your own seeds too. We’ve put together some handy tips as to how you can make seeds on isolated…
All the Dog’s Fault! Count Dankula ‘Nazi Pug’ News-Roundup
The Youtube bio of the social media sensation Count Dankula says:
Trump’s Most Harebrained Policy Suggestions Yet!
Straight outa Twitter! 1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings!
10 Reasons Trump is the Greatest President Ever: You Heard it Here First!
#1 Spicy Takes! Hilarious press conferences are the Spicer of life! (Or at least they used to be). LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Liberty Snippets #1: What’s Wrong With Being Divisive?
#1 Liberty is Not Love. Liberty is not love. Liberty is a hammer I use to demolish the birdcage of every foul and putrid idol of the forum. Let freedom blaze! 🖤 #2 Is it Better to Unite or to…
Centrist ‘Tolerance’ Has its Limitations… ?! Surely Not!
The first time a sentry sees a barbarian marauding towards him with fangs bared, he shoots him dead on sight. At your first glance of a bad faith interlocutor, you should act likewise; but with the arms of the spirit,…