Straight outa Twitter!
1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings!
2. Shut down X Factor. Don’t you think we’ve had enough of this crap by now?!
3. Women who have vaginas should be punished.
4. Ban circumcision, our country is pussy enough already!
5. Replace the useless, weak United Nations. A great nation with a smart dealmaker should take charge instead.
6. For every student that learns Mexican in schools, TWO immigrants will have to learn American.
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