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10 Reasons Trump is the Greatest President Ever: You Heard it Here First!

10 Reasons Trump is the Greatest President Ever: You Heard it Here First!

#1 Spicy Takes!

Hilarious press conferences are the Spicer of life!
(Or at least they used to be).
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

#2 Alternative Facts

In the endless benighted millenial BT (Before Trump), alternative facts were stigmatized as ‘lies.’ Now, we are more tolerant than we used to be, and more prepared to celebrate intellectual diversity.

#3 Long-Awaited Neocon Revival

He’s restoring the glory of the Bush years! No more cowardly isolationism… What could possibly go wrong?!

#4 Bringing Back Media Integrity & Standards

He’s been taking on CNN, the New York Times and Washington Post; now real reliable media like Fox News and MSNBC can fill the gap instead!

#5 Oh, and if all else fails…

At least he still hasn’t built any concentration camps yet for illegal aliens!

What about the rest?

Sorry to say, but the other five reasons are FAKE NEWS!

I’m sure you’ll get over it…

Further reading:

Fire and Fury – Inside the Early Trump Years

Donald Trump Dead

 

 

Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

Will The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?

‘I Was A Professional Racing Driver in my Youth!’ Claims Donald Trump

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