Posted in Politics

Fourteenth Suspicious Package Discovered… Maybe Copycat

Washington, DC- On Wednesday morning, Federal Investigators confirmed the existence of a fourteenth suspicious package, this time addressed to President Trump, discovered at a mail sorting facility in the DC area over the weekend. Florida resident and Trump supported Cesar…

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Posted in Biz News

You Don’t Need an Office to Grow Your Business

The only thing that is as dynamic as technology is the way that people run their business. Why? Because business ideas pop up in the mind as often as the sun shines in summer. That just how dynamic a business…

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Posted in Health

SEC Announces Plans for a Human Commodity Trading Market

York, NY – US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chairman Jay Clayton, in a joint press conference with Secretary of Commerce (SOC) Wilber Ross and Secretary of the Treasury Steve Mnuchin, announced plans to allow the trading of Human Beings…

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Posted in Top Stories

Moviegoers Catch Up on Sleep During First Man

Fans of sleeping in comfortable movie chairs are excited about the release of First Man, the latest in the Hollywood tradition of boring movies about space. “We’re proud of First Man. We think it’s the most boring movie about space…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

New Glossy News Author Tutorial (Updated for 2018!)

New Writer Tutorial and Self-Publishing Guidelines…

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Posted in World News

The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???

1. Cut, cut, cut! Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive. Just so you know. Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows: Intelligence and security institutions have evidence…

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Posted in Education Society

Republican’s Reverse Position on Affirmative Action to Back Controversial New Bill

Mitch McConnell and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced their support for instating Affirmative Action as a qualifier for a controversial piece of legislation, likely to be brought before congress during the lame duck sessions following the midterm elections….

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Posted in World News

First Verified Proof of Russian Election Hacking, 2018

Roseville, CA- After nearly 18 months of investigation, sources from inside the United States Office of Special Counsel (OSC) have indicated there has been a major breakthrough this week in Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election. …

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Posted in Top Stories

World’s Most Hated Celebs Launch a New Wave of Horrendous Nike Endorsements! Read On… If You Dare!

When Colin Kapernick joined Nike, a new ad originated: Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. This ad has led to many parodies. The meme has been noted in The Chive, The Drum and various other places online….

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