Month: October 2018
Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!
DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME… Whatever happened to dogging? The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood; His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful He’s a nasty sexual deviant…
Lebron James Arrives, to the Dismay of Teammates Who Wanted to Shoot
The arrival of Lebron James on the Los Angeles Lakers has not thrilled everyone. After years of dealing with Kobe Bryant taking every shot on offense, now the other players on the Lakers have to cope with the fact that…
Coca-Cola: A Rant by Rashad the Cackler
[Rashad, also known as the Cackler, is an old homeless man who has wandered North America for decades and is notorious for his stream of diatribes on a wide range of subjects.] ***** Where to begin when the folly and…
Just In Time For Halloween! – A Tour Of The Saudi Consulate In Istanbul (aka ‘Middle-Eastern Torture Chamber’)
Here we go boys and girls! A fun and horror filled tour awaits at the notorious Saudi Arabian Consulate in Istanbul, now infamous for the mysterious disappearance of Saudi dissident journalist Jamal Khashoggi last week. Mr. Khashoggi entered there to…
Frequently Asked Questions About Online Gaming
If you are a beginner in online gaming, chances are that you are in a roller costar of questions concerning various areas about the venture. It is okay to have questions about online gaming because there is so much to…
Finding A Great Woman Online: Is It Possible?
Creating a family is one of the most vital steps in life for every man. It is easy when you have the right woman for that. But what if you don’t? Where to find her? Modern society lacks time for…
Australian Beauty Industry Ignoring Black Women
For some reason, black women are made to feel unwelcome and invisible in the Australian beauty sphere. The beauty industry markets itself as a progressive feminist space, but only caters to a few out of a majority. Black women usually…
Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!
Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison. Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted…
OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!
We all know that racism is nothing new in human history! But have you ever stopped to consider how subtle and insidious it is? Kanye West’s meeting with the President has led to some pretty backhanded and sinister commentary from…
Choosing the Body of the Guitar: Simple Tips for the Beginners & Experts
There is a wide variety of models of guitar bodies and it is one of its components that most influence the sound of this musical instrument. There are 3 basic body styles. Classic is the most used to play with…