CIA Hymnbook (IX): How Do I Love Greed

Guest post by Lisa Way.

How do I love greed?

Let me count the ways.

I love greed to the depth and breadth and height

My drones can reach, when I’m safe and out of sight.

I love greed to the height of every crook’s

Most vial need, by day and by every night.

I love greed freely, as kids cringe with fright.

I love greed purely, as they offer praise.

I love greed with a passion, put to use in

Abu Ghraib, and with my party’s faith.

I love greed with a love I seem to lose

In censored tapes. I love greed with your breath,

Cash, tears, throughout my life; and, as you choose,

I shall love greed more after genocide.


Author: Wallace Runnymede

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