Year: 2017
Lonely Single Man Seeks Someone Just to Laugh at his Jokes
Dateline: OMAHA—A lonely Nebraskan man is wistful about the many years he’s spent with no life partner to marvel at his witty remarks. Douglas Cunningham, aged 53, is single and has lived alone in a small apartment in Omaha for…
Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire
This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago.
Bad Keming: Than K Yo u Th Ank You
Howdy Interweb folks! I’m Bobby Joe, and this here editorial makin’ kinda guy is known to our all ‘n’ sundries as the Brian K. White. K is also what you git in the kerning. Now how do kerning be defined?…
Canadians Obsessed with American Politics, Seek to Vote as Honourary Americans
Thousands of Canadians are lobbying the United States government to allow them to vote as honourary Americans in US elections, despite their lacking US citizenship, because they know more about the United States than Canada.
Racist Critics of North Korea & Saudi Arabia Should Check their Privilege! LULZ
The Myanmar Buddho-Marxist Junta, Jabhat-al-Nusra, North Korean Gulags, Saudi Dictatorship… These are all kind of problematic, but shouldn’t we be focusing on REAL PROBLEMS, like campus cafeterias plundering Indian culinary traditions, or men having inappropriate postures on the Tube….
Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives
UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament.
Trial By Fire… I Survived 13 Bouts With Cancer
So, I now reside in the small town of McDonough, just a few miles south of Atlanta in Georgia. I am a proud grandfather of four. I live with my grandchildren and five chihuahua rescues who have space to roam…
7 Ways to Make College Work Again
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those with sharp eyes will notice Brian didn’t say ‘Make College Great Again,’ but ‘Make College Work Again.’ Just thought I’d point that out, because everyone is accused of being pro-Trump or pro-Hillary, or even a Bernie…
United Airlines Brings Back Its Friendly Skies
Lately, United Airlines’ longstanding motto, Fly the Friendly Skies, has taken a serious tumble. On a recent flight four passengers were told they had to disembark to make room for airline personnel.
The Poetry Of Sarah Palin
I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow Into the air It came down And pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true And brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see my trail they quake…