Year: 2017
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.
Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses. The present President-select has provided…
Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)
“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.”
Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed
Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.
Beautiful Women Conceal Their Hotness to Attract Nice Guys
Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them. Dailywellnesspro has…
Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump
WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?
Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”
Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.
Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead
Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.
If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy
It’s really unsettling how there’s all this one-sided criticism of psychiatrists and therapy. OK, some people have had negative experiences, but there’s no one-size-fits-all approach. Some people like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy). Some find DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy) encouraging. Others…
Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers…
News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian
Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…

