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Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses.

The present President-select has provided them with an problem in categorizing him that they had to labor to overcome. What rating do you give a man with such astounding mental process as our current Commandant-In-Chief?

After much debate and research, the Mensa organizers have come up with a new subdivision of intellectual proficiency specially categorizing the type possessed by our current Fuhrer. In so doing they based their new directive upon the following facts concerning him based on things he has said and Tweeted:

Mr. Trump is apparently smarter than the entire U.S. intelligence communities as he constantly contradicts them and states that their information is wrong.

Mr. Trump claims to be the smartest guy he knows and because he is President that has to be true.

Mr. Trump is smarter than all the movie critics and fans when he says that Meryl Streep is an over-rated actress.

Mr. Trump is smarter than all the cartoon buffs when he says that Gary Trudeau who draws the Doonesbury cartoon is a “loser”.

Donald Trump is smarter than all the Saturday Night Show fans when he said that Adam Baldwin who portrays him is “boring and unfunny”.

He tweeted that Jon Stewart of the Daily Show fame was “a joke” showing that he smarter than the entire crew on the program.

Donald Trump has himself said that his IQ is the highest of anyone he knows.

He claimed the Conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer and Senator John McCain to be “clowns.”

Donald Trump has made it clear that the New York Times “does not write good”.

Mr. Trump claims to know more about ISIS than his Generals do.

Because of these actions and statements on the part of the President-select’s obvious genius Mensa has created a special ‘D.A.’ Category for him in the field of higher intelligence. When asked what DA stood for the Mensa officials would say was that it signified Distinguished Achievements while others interviewed said Distinct Advantages and yet others Dynamic Ascension, all while smiling smirkedly and snickering into their hands.,

When interviewed about the award he had just received at a special ceremony Herr Trump mentioned to the press that it was a great honor to be so chosen but did not understand why DA stood for Distinct Advantage. After the presentation he promptly shook their hands and left proudly gazing fondly upon the parchment they gave him. From backstage a strange chortling and poorly suppressed snorts of laughter could be heard as he walked off.

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