Month: July 2017
Prophet of Doom Cheated Out of his Due Respect
Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told…
When Good Gods Go Bad? Hitch was Right About the Dalai Lama
The Hollywood Lama (not to be confused with his fellow idealistic cleric and theocratic wackjob, the recently deceased Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State) is a plastic bonze; with a heart for the Dharma, and a stomach for…
Bookmarks From Hell — A List of Unsavory, Alarming and Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Found In Library Books
A dead frog A used band-aid A squashed and leaking Ketchup packet.
Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)
Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song. Commies Gonna Hang Looked out…
Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.
Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses. The present President-select has provided…
Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)
“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.”
Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed
Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.
Beautiful Women Conceal Their Hotness to Attract Nice Guys
Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them. Dailywellnesspro has…
Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump
WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?
Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”
Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.