Posted in Human Interest

Prophet of Doom Cheated Out of his Due Respect

Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial

When Good Gods Go Bad? Hitch was Right About the Dalai Lama

The Hollywood Lama (not to be confused with his fellow idealistic cleric and theocratic wackjob, the recently deceased Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State) is a plastic bonze; with a heart for the Dharma, and a stomach for…

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Posted in Entertainment

What is Bitcoin And How Can You Claim Them at Online Casinos?

What is Bitcoin and how you can claim them at online casinos? Many players hailed the emergence of Bitcoin as a much anticipated option in the online gaming industry. Bitcoin offers players online anonymity and is a faster way of…

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Posted in Top Stories

Bookmarks From Hell — A List of Unsavory, Alarming and Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Found In Library Books

A dead frog A used band-aid A squashed and leaking Ketchup packet.

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Posted in Top Stories

Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)

Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song. Commies Gonna Hang Looked out…

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Posted in Entertainment

5 Dumb Gambling Mistakes that Smart People Make

Even professional gamblers can make stupid mistakes from time to time. These mistakes are mostly due to unnecessary confidence. However, as with any other business, when playing casino games, it is necessary to never distract attention and follow certain rules….

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Posted in Politics

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump.

Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that has causes them to review their intelligence statuses. The present President-select has provided…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.” K’Simah frowned and took the letter. “All those years; and all I get is this lousy piece of paper. Disgusting. Otis, you… you… you…”

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Posted in Health Top Stories

Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed

Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.

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Posted in Human Interest

Beautiful Women Conceal Their Hotness to Attract Nice Guys

Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them.

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Posted in Top Stories

Drugs Policy Interview: Donald Trump

WALLACE: Hi Donald! I hear you wanted me to interview you. You must be on something. How’s all that ‘smash the MIC’ shit workin’ out for ya?

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Posted in War Zone World News

Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.

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Posted in Crime Top Stories

Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead

Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.

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Posted in Serious Commentary

If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy

It’s really unsettling how there’s all this one-sided criticism of psychiatrists and therapy. OK, some people have had negative experiences, but there’s no one-size-fits-all approach. Some people like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy). Some find DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy) encouraging. Others…

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Posted in Strange People Television

Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause

Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers…

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Posted in Politics Television

News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…

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Posted in World News

Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?

Hope you enjoyed the quiz! Answers:

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Posted in World News

Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)

And here’s the final part! The answers appear in five minutes. If you found it funny (or just downright disturbing), feel free to share and tell your friends! 24. I have a vision of my country, and I cannot sit…

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Posted in Entertainment

The Secret of Not Going Broke From Gambling

You are probably aware that betting is a phenomenon that is fast catching on, and many people are engaging in this activity daily. Discover herewhy so many people are hopping on board and playing online slots. One has no way…

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Posted in Talky Pictures

Exciting Plot Info Revealed on Jurassic World Sequel

Just days after the cast of the Jurassic World sequel Fallen Kingdom finished filming, exciting plot info has been disclosed, intimating that a second shocking hybrid dinosaur species could be introduced to the plot of Jurassic World 2.

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