Month: July 2017
Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead
Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.
If You Think Therapy is a Scam, You’re Absolutely Batshit Crazy
It’s really unsettling how there’s all this one-sided criticism of psychiatrists and therapy. OK, some people have had negative experiences, but there’s no one-size-fits-all approach. Some people like CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Therapy). Some find DBT (Dialectical Behavior Therapy) encouraging. Others…
Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers…
News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian
Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…
Answers to the Macron/Mussolini Quiz: Could You Tell the Difference?
Hope you enjoyed the quiz! Answers:
Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 4/4)
And here’s the final part! The answers appear in five minutes. If you found it funny (or just downright disturbing), feel free to share and tell your friends! 24. I have a vision of my country, and I cannot sit…
Who Said it First? Macron or Mussolini? (Questions: 3/4)
19. All ideologies are of equal value… All ideologies are mere fictions… Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable.
Chapter 11: Is it Good for the Jews? (Honest Adolph Volume III)
Saul Friedman sat and stared at the grave.
Sacked Stonehenge Tour Guide Fool Takes Employer to Court
Stonehenge tour guide buffoon Charles ‘Rocky’ Stone has taken his employer to court for unfair dismissal. Stone 56, was fired for misleading tourists with ill-informed facts and research. Stone commented:
Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)
“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph.