Month: December 2016
You Say ‘Fuck 2016,’ 2016 Says ‘Fuck The Haters’
Does anyone else think the whole ‘Fuck you, 2016?’ thing has a bit of a class bias? I don’t think 2016 is objectively worse than other recent years.
President Trump Confined to White House, Refusing to Take Revolving Door
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–After much legal wrangling, President-elect Donald Trump and his children, Ivanka, Eric and Donald Jr. divested themselves of their holdings in the Trump Organization and in Trump’s dozens of other companies so that they could carry out their…
Jonathan Mitchell: Reflections Before the Election
NOTE FROM WALLACE: This note was penned by Jonathan Mitchell, prominent autism advocate, before the recent US election result. I think this piece is of good historical interest, as it captures some of the uncertainty and anxiety in the air…
Some of Our Contributors have Youtube Channels
Note from Wallace: These are just some of the Youtube channels of our contributors! Please feel free to comment below if you have more suggestions for funny of thought-provoking channels! We can make another article later on…
American Hypocrisy Fuels Interdimensional Starship
Dateline: WATERLOO–A team of scientists and engineers at the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ontario has invented a technique for converting American leaders’ hypocrisy into fuel to power an interdimensional starship. Thorsten Dillydally, leader of the team of researchers, was led…
Christmas Carol Parody (Once in Royal David’s Tavern)
Once in Royal David’s Tavern Sat a lonely family Mary, Joseph, and her baby All alone, on Christmas Day! Joseph sighed and said to Mary It’s so dull, why don’t we have a beer? Mary scowled and wagged her…
The Acceptable Antisemitism of the Anti-Racist Community (ARCom)
Just look at the following link. I think the headline may be inappropriate and probably risks tapping into Alt-Right sentiment. Perhaps focusing on anti-semitism might been better? Still, it is well known journalists often do not choose the headline anyway.
Galen Erso will Design Note8
Seoul, South Korea: Samsung announced that they have a new Head of Engineering overseeing the design of the Galaxy Note8. Galen Erso, the only engineer from the Note7 project deemed competent enough to avoid termination will be taking the helm…
Santa Drives Sleigh, Amazon Drives him to Bankruptcy
The North Pole: Jolly Ol’ Saint Nick was anything but Jolly as he announced to his elves and a tearful Mrs. Claus, that his North Pole-based Christmas empire, Kringle Corp World-Wide, will be filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy later this…
Nasty Politician Memes
War in Yemen, William Hague, Dick Cheney, Samantha Power, Obama… Gotta love these guys!