Month: October 2015
American Philanthropists Resent Vilification of 80s Tory Leader
Wallace Runnymede is currently being persecuted by the malign and conspiratorial forces of international global justice, for his tiresome, lamentable screed on NewsBiscuit: Estate of Unnamed 80s Tory Leader Arranges ‘Racist Wildebeest’ Superinjunction. This headline has nothing whatsoever to do…
Doctors Without Borders Invests in Body Armor, Bunkers
The medical charity Doctors Without Borders is stocking up on body armor, underground bunkers, and armored vehicles. It’s unusual for the group of volunteer doctors to take such measures, but recent attacks by the United States have made it necessary….
Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight
Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing all of the Mideast and Europe. Depression had set in due to the difficulties that had arisen…
Jesus Deplores Decline in his Social Mobility (2/2)
Last time: Still, I thought things might pick up a bit when I scouted a better deal at the Baha’is and the Ahmadis. Unfortunately, however, thing didn’t get that much better. I mean, it was an improvement to some degree,…
4K Glossy News Podcast 011 (10-5-15)
This is available in 4K/UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”. * Caitlynn Jenner: Hero, heroine or fraud? The answer may not surprise you. * Climate change and the reason…
Jesus Deplores Decline in his Social Mobility (1/2)
Jesus thinks his career has been on the slide for millennia (if not for eternity), and he’s just sick of it. You know, I was once at the absolute top of the pile in the job market. Full-time Son of…
9/12/2001 – The Days After The Unthinkable Happened – Part 14
9/12/2001 THE DAYS AFTER THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED Part 14 (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments – After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made…
GOP God Caucus ‘Patti Smith Cover’ Proves Riot Grrrl Credentials
The GOP’s God Caucus, not to be confused with the voluminous and highly visible, achingly secular GOP majority (about 99% or so!), are keen to prove their feminist credentials once more. Still, up to now, all their other highly conspicuous…