Month: May 2013
Ringmaster Carney Helps Obama Turn Scandals into Circus Spectacular
In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived up to his last name as scandals piled up like elephants in a circus ring or clowns in a clown…
There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)
The argument is everywhere. Without the Bible, there would be no morality. Well that’s obviously untrue, since atheists are disproportionately absent in jails. Blame that on the lack of education of many Evangelicals (especially the home-schooled crowd) if you like,…
ABC’s “The Taste” Signs Starving Ethiopian Child as Season 2 Judge
LOS ANGELES — Following Tuesday’s season one finale, producers of the ABC reality cooking show The Taste announced yesterday that they have finished a deal to replace Celebrity Chef Ludo Lefebvre on the judging panel next season with Random Starving…
John Kerry Transfers into Mainframe to Destroy 3D-printed Gun Blueprints..
United States Department of State Secretary John Kerry joined with Deputy Secretaries William Joseph Burns and Thomas Nides in an effort to destroy the 3D gun blue prints released by DEFCAD, a site hosted by Defense Distributed. The State Department…
Travesty of Virginia Deeming Sodomy Legal (comic)
Virginia may ostensibly be for lovers, but recent legislation sought to restrict exactly which kinds of love that could be. Specifically, they wished to ban sodomy. This would mean no oral varieties or hinterlands sorts, but the bill was struck…
Study: Libertarians Enjoy BDSM More Than Fascists
Results of a new study completed by Grove City College suggest self-identifying libertarians like Bondage, Dominance, Submission, Sadism and Masochism (BDSM) relationships more than their opposites on the political spectrum: the fascists. Out of the 10000 people polled (split 50-50…
Pat Robertson’s Releases Greatest Hits Tape–In Category All by Itself
In his own inimitable way, televangelist and former political aspirant, Pat Robertson, announced the release of his highly anticipated “Greatest Hits” VHS tape on his show The 700 Club yesterday. Five minutes later, it had already gone gold. “It’s unbelievable,…
Why did the hipster boycott the solar eclipse? (comic)
Kind of a hard thing to boycott, an act of nature such as that. I guess you can bury your head in the sand and just pretend it didn’t happen, but why would you? A question only a hipster could…
Ghost Pepper Vodka Review; Dear God Don’t Do It (video)
I bought a bag of dried ghost peppers from World Spice Market in Seattle last month and decided to try some different recipes with it. Ghost Pepper infused vodka, however, was a terrible, terrible idea. I soaked two full ghost…
Obama responds to Benghazi controversy as 15 killed in blast
President Obama defended today his administration’s response to the Benghazi terror attack as a car bomb explosion killed several people near a Benghazi hospital. “Nobody understood exactly what was taking place during the course of those first few days” Obama…