Results of a new study completed by Grove City College suggest self-identifying libertarians like Bondage, Dominance, Submission, Sadism and Masochism (BDSM) relationships more than their opposites on the political spectrum: the fascists.
Out of the 10000 people polled (split 50-50 between both ideologies), the libertarian column came up with an 89 percent appreciation rate for such relationships, whilst the fascists registered at only 48 percent.
Asked about the study’s findings, Lynn Freespirit of the “Libertarian F Da Police and Patriarchy Alliance” said she sees no inconsistency with the responses of libertarians.
“Fundamentally, some people want to be bound, gagged and beaten. We should not judge them but rather seek to spread the love of maximum freedom.”
Freespirit added that, “If we seem like hypocrites, then we probably are, but that’s what love and acceptance is all about. And if you question me, I can just take out the heat from my satchel and make you quiet.”
On the other side, local fascists in Pennsylvania were unsurprised by the results. “No one really cared about the other person anymore. We fascists could try to compete with the libertarians, but there is no way to oppose people completely dedicated to themselves. All that’s left is to the give the Roman salute and hope a few disgruntled furries may depart the Libertarian camp and join our side.”
Sources says Gary Johnson is thrilled with the news.
I thought this post was serious, but it isn’t. It’s really annoying, okay. Where’s Fegelein? Fegelein!
I think I'll take your "Grove City College" statistic, and raise you a finger and a derp.
“You’ve been a naughty, naughty boy, Harry Potter!”
No……!
Please tell me that isn’t Emma Watson!
Please tell me that it is Photoshopped and not a real picture!