Categorized | Comics, Religionism

There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)

There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)

The argument is everywhere. Without the Bible, there would be no morality. Well that’s obviously untrue, since atheists are disproportionately absent in jails.

Blame that on the lack of education of many Evangelicals (especially the home-schooled crowd) if you like, but you’ve got an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful being on your side. We just have science.

Think you know the Bible? Take the GlossyNews Unbeatable Bible Quiz!

But if we’re talking about morality – specifically Biblical morality, there’s quite a gap… it would seem the atheists are more Christian than Christians.



This post was written by

- who has written 541 posts on

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.


2 Responses to “There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)”

  1. Debbie White says:

    You had me until the last frame. It may be true but it’s just twisting the knife.

    Us Christians do need to recognize that we don’t have the market cornered on moral authority. We’re as imperfect as God made us, and that’s part of what makes us special.

  2. Brian K. White says:

    Full disclosure. Debbie White is NOT related to me. I had a girlfriend named Debbie White when I was a teenager (different spelling I think,) but I imagine it’s very, very unlikely that this is her.

    Still, you Christians do indeed NOT have the market cornered on moral authority, and you’d be wise to remind your fellow churchgoers about that fact.


Leave a Reply

We are also looking for a satire editor
and a Clever Photoshop Guru...
We Made a Movie!

Check us out on Kickstarter!

Glossy News Exclusive Exposés

-- (SEE ALL Videos) --

Glossy News Fake Commercials!

More Great Satire:

Check out links to even more of our friends...
Want to see Your Link Here?

Our Top Authors (last 30-days)

All of Our Categories:

Top Stories - Top Stories; Politics - Top Stories; Serious Commentary - Top Stories; World News - Top Stories; Biz News - Top Stories; War Zone | Horoscopes
Entertainment - Entertainment; Celebrity Gossip - Entertainment; Television - Entertainment; Music - Entertainment; Internet Tubes - Entertainment; Books, Newspapers & Misc - Entertainment; Movies
Society - Society; Health - Society; Crime - Society; Travel - Society; Crooked Cops - Society; Education - Society; Strange People - Society; Religionism - Society; Human Interest - Society; Kidz Zone
Science and Technology - Science and Technology; Science - Science and Technology; Technology - Science and Technology; Gadgets & Gizmos - Science and Technology; Environment
Sports - Sports; Scandals - Sports; Athletes - Sports; Events | All the Rest - News in Your Briefs - Making Headlines - Opinion/Editorial