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There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)

There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)

The argument is everywhere. Without the Bible, there would be no morality. Well that’s obviously untrue, since atheists are disproportionately absent in jails.

Blame that on the lack of education of many Evangelicals (especially the home-schooled crowd) if you like, but you’ve got an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful being on your side. We just have science.

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But if we’re talking about morality – specifically Biblical morality, there’s quite a gap… it would seem the atheists are more Christian than Christians.

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2 Responses to “There Is(n’t) No Morality w/o the Bible (comic)”

  1. Debbie White says:

    You had me until the last frame. It may be true but it’s just twisting the knife.

    Us Christians do need to recognize that we don’t have the market cornered on moral authority. We’re as imperfect as God made us, and that’s part of what makes us special.

  2. Brian K. White says:

    Full disclosure. Debbie White is NOT related to me. I had a girlfriend named Debbie White when I was a teenager (different spelling I think,) but I imagine it’s very, very unlikely that this is her.

    Still, you Christians do indeed NOT have the market cornered on moral authority, and you’d be wise to remind your fellow churchgoers about that fact.

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