Posted in Crime War Zone

FBI to Boost Recruitment, Remove Fitness Requirement

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In an effort to meet the growing diversity of the nation, the Department of Justice has announced changes to physical requirements for FBI special agents which will replace regular running with power walking. Current requirements for selection…

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Posted in Crime

Dogs must reduce drug sniffing, says Supreme Court

“I don’t want no drug sniffing dogs around here,” said Ms. P. Innuckope (not her real name). “I got nuff trouble with human junkies without them bringing their pets.” Ms. Innuckope was one of many that were relieved when the…

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Posted in Comics Religionism

Immigrants Hesitant, Lukewarm to Christian Traditions (Comic)

We all know what time of year it is, so without further ado, here’s our holiday installment. Click image to see it full-size.

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Posted in Biz News

Guy In Starbucks Pretty Sure Job Interview Happening on Next Table

INDIANAPOLIS – Enjoying an orange mango smoothie at a Starbucks in downtown Indianapolis Thursday, local man Zach Needham was fairly certain that some sort of job interview – probably for a really high-end position – was taking place at the…

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Posted in Comics

Spousal Argument Apparently Over Nothing (comic)

Do you ever get that feeling that you’re really arguing for no reason at all? This couple does but it all makes sense in the end.

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Posted in Human Interest

107-Year-Old Woman Not That Same Sprightly 89-Year-Old She Used to Be

GOSHEN – Celebrating her 107th birthday recently, centenarian Gladys Cadwell admitted Friday that, by golly, she is not that same, zesty 89-year-old she once was. Waxing philosophical about those grand old times of 18 years ago, Cadwell conceded that she…

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