Year: 2012
The War Against the Environment Has Yet to be Won
“We have to destroy the environment as quickly as we can.” These are the findings of the Movement for Environmental Sabotage and Subversion (MESS). The position of MESS is that the attempt to preserve and protect the environment and to…
Liberal Rock Stars Can Really Sing The Workingman’s Tax Blues
New Jersey(USA) – (SatireWorld.com) Imagine having millions of adoring fans who eagerly rush out and and buy your albums and pay heady prices for concert tickets, all in an effort to enrich your bank account to unimaginable balances. If you’re…
Post-season Baseball Starts, If Any One Even Cares
Somewhere- The baseball post season is starting despite weak attendance and poor ratings. Team owners and players insist people still care, even with the lack of attention. Some teams are playing in some places for the World Series. Recently, Major…
Republicans to Change Symbol from Elephant to Jesus Holding a Shotgun
Washington D.C. – In what many are calling a sign of the Republican Party’s desperation, Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus today announced that the long standing symbol of the Republican Party, the elephant, is being replaced by an image…
Merciless Obama Still Threatening to Put More Americans Back to Work
WASHINGTON DC – President Obama has repeated his cruel and draconian threats to put more unemployed people back to work following next year’s election. During a controversial speech outside the White House Saturday, Mr Obama addressed the so-called “threat to…
London’s Olympics Opening Ceremony vs Beijing’s Olympics Opening Ceremony
I always had doubts that the British can beat the Chinese’s cosmetic perfection, individual discipline, 20,000 cast members, technological breakthroughs, and 5,000 years of history, culture, and philosophies.
Aung San Suu Kyi Defends Rohingya Muslims
Asked whether the estimated 800,000 Rohingyas in Myanmar are considered Myanmar nationals, Nobel Peace laureate and parliamentary candidate Aung San Suu Kyi replied, “I do not know. We have to be very clear about what the laws of citizenship are…
Mitt Romney Vows to Eliminate “The Poverty”
GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney announced today that when he is elected he will eliminate poverty by systematically eliminating poor people. “Poor and under-insured elderly people put a tremendous strain on our county’s resources”, Romney stated at a campaign event….
Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention
CHARLOTTE, NC – In a shocking rampage that also left 37 people wounded, screen legend and Republican supporter, Clint Eastwood, killed 14 people at the Democratic National Convention Wednesday. Just one week after an infamous speech at the RNC in…
Common Spastic Condition Receives a New Name
From today, nobody will ever again suffer from the annoying and temporary condition known as the hiccups, according to the World Health Organisation (WHO). That is because they have suddenly decided to name them after their cause rather than the…