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Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention

Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention

CHARLOTTE, NC – In a shocking rampage that also left 37 people wounded, screen legend and Republican supporter, Clint Eastwood, killed 14 people at the Democratic National Convention Wednesday.

Just one week after an infamous speech at the RNC in Tampa.

Allegedly breaking into the conference via a backdoor, Eastwood reportedly popped off several rounds into the gathered crowd, declaring: “Democrats can, you know… wow, I thought I… what’s going on?”

The famed actor/director, noted for films such as Million Dollar Baby, Unforgiven and The Good, the Bad and the Ugly was subsequently arrested and told to stop doing this sort of thing.

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Laurence Brown is an award-winning comedic journalist based in Indianapolis, Indiana, who has edited several satirical news papers since 1999. Hailing from the United Kingdom, he has also written plays and short stories. He has a bachelor's degree in English and Creative Writing from Lancaster University. This article was originally published by The Indy Tribune.

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2 Responses to “Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention”

  1. Sheogorath says:

    Too soon, dude. Too soon. It would have been funny in a year.

  2. Kilroy says:

    There’s a joke in there?

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