Year: 2012
Who Is Really Behind The Mysterious Florida Post Office Crashes?
The Florida Postal Service has made an unusual request of their local patronage- to stop running into their Post Offices with their autos (see Yahoo News). There have recently been eight crashes supposedly due to ‘old timers’ tapping the gas…
Telescope Spots Human Remains on Moon’s Surface
Houston, TX – (SatireWorld.com) NASA Scientists released information, along with a Top Secret report, which addresses the recent Hubble telescope discovery of human remains spotted on the surface of the Earth’s moon. The desiccated figure, reportedly dressed in what appears…
America Ranks #1 in Human Energy Conservation (Laziness)
One of President Obama’s campaign promises was to address the energy crisis. It’s one of his top priorities just after healthcare reform, job creation, education reform and improving his Baseball Opening Day Ceremonial Curve Ball (needs a lot of work)….
Exclusive to GlossyNews.com: Romney explains, “It’s a different 47%.”
In the aftermath of the 47% controversy, Republican Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney was besieged with requests for clarification. However, this journalist was able to reach him in the shower and force him to answer questions before giving him his towel,…
The NRA Experiments With Mexican Cartel Sales Tactics
As Marcus Nowlberg walked down the sidewalk in his hometown of Suburbiaville, Colorado one August evening, little did he know that his life was about to about to change dramatically. “Hey kid!” a creepy voice yelled out of the alley…
Republicans Vote to Repeal Libya
Washington D.C. – Republican lawmakers today voted to repeal the country of Libya from the world for “causing too much trouble.” House Majority Leader Eric Cantor held up a map, pointed to what he thought was Libya and proposed legislation…
Hey Mormons, Stop By & Answer a Few Questions
I had a limited understanding of Mormons, those of the Latter Day Saints faith, prior to 2012 when Romney became the Republican nominee… but now that he’s out there front and center, I have some serious questions to ask you…
The X-traterrestrial Factor
Gene Roddenberry’s family have released early audition tapes, which show an x-factor style auditioning process to filter out alien species for his hit show Star Trek. The tapes show various species of aliens auditioning for roles on Star Trek and…
Man’s Custom Motorcycle Causes Accidents in NYC
New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com) Most motorcycles don’t get a second glance, in fact, are mostly un-noticed while roaring down America’s streets and highways, except one owned by Stuart P. Mitchell who has received a summons from the NYPD…
Oy Vey: Seinfeld to Play Romney in Biopic
Jerry Seinfeld has been cast to play Governor Mitt Romney in a yet unnamed feature film. How hard can it be to play an empty suit? Ask Jerry. “The hardest part will be keeping up with this guy. Romney, he’s…