Month: April 2012
God, Allah And Jehovah No Longer in Charge
God, Allah and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if Mr. Jehovah didn’t insist on having the Jewish paradise in the middle…
Fashion’s New Passion: Flag Apparel
Considered the retail clothier’s equivalent of a Bilderberg conference, the Miami Youth Casual Apparel show has long drawn attention without producing fashion headlines. A party atmosphere combines with paparazzi, cutting edge designers and models that appear to have never seen…
Porn Industry Backs Obama Re-election
Anita Bryce-Flaverhaven is a petite woman many would describe as soft-spoken. She sits behind a walnut desk in an office among the skyscrapers that comprise the Sacramento skyline. All around her are mementos denoting a vibrant family life away from…
GOPTea Claims Veep Mittstakes Keep 2012 Election Interesting
BOSTON, Mass. – EBBQ – The range of the GOPTea™ party’s unrolling Veep list rockets from the absurd to the impractical, borders the impossible and suddenly flips back to the absurd — it’s an endless loop. Will we get another…
Study Links Decline to Spare Tire Trend
As Physicists huddle underground in super collider facilities, much of the world is fascinated with the quest for the elusive Higgs Boson particle. Current scientific consensus believes the Higgs Boson may play a role in defining gravity, based on the…
Trump Killed By Mob; Resurrected By Satan
Enraged at Donald Trump’s failed political career, scores of angry investors screwed out of millions in campaign dollars converged on Trump’s limo outside a district court, pulled him from the vehicle and strangled him to death with his own comb-over.
Five-Year Old Child Prodigy Channeling Frank Zappa
Ezra and Zoe Weinbaum of Hollywood, Florida are finally ready to accept the fact that they may just have a child prodigy on their hands. Their son, Zach, has shown musical talent almost since he was able to coo, and…
Bigfoot Saves Man from Chupacabra
Spanish Forks, Idaho has long been famous for trout fishing and scenic mountain vistas. Many in this small town now wonder if that has changed forever, given recent events. Accounts differ, but most agree it began with local man Al…
Etch-A-Mitt™ Galvanizes The GOPTea™
NORTH WISCONSIN —GlossyNews “America hasn’t been working,” Romney said at a recent political rally in north Wisconsin, “…and I believe it’s because they don’t have jobs. Wisconsin is like all the rest of the states. Where have all your jobs…
If Republican Candidates Had Lived At Other Times In History
Had the key 2012 Republican candidates* lived previous lives, what might have been their comments at the following historical events? THE MIDDLE AGES- A WITCH BURNING: SANTORUM: This harlot before us is one of Satan’s own who has used her…