Posted in Entertainment General Interest

Sharpen Your Pens! Glossy News Wants Your Poems… & Here are a Few Examples to Whet your Appetites!

Glossy News has plenty of room for poetry: serious poetry, yes, but especially satire! Or sometimes even serious (i.e. sober satire). Email the managing editor on wallacerunnymede@gmail.com if you want to contribute. Here are a few ideas to set you…

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Posted in Biz News Top Stories World News

Putin Reveals Invincible Nuclear Butt Plug

GUEST POST FROM ARTHUR JAMES… HOPE YOU LIKE IT THIS EPIC RUSSIAN NARRATIVE! BUT CAN YOU HANDLE THE “PRAVDA?” FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts! The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot GlossyNews Scores Exclusive Interview w/ Vlad…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say

WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia. “The only way for Trump…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER! Bubble threw the mike to his personal assistant. ‘OK, so wadawesay, boy? What are we gonna do to Russia?’ FIGHT THE…

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Chapter 5: Sputs Under the Bed (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Alaska was cold at this time of year. But then again, when was it not? Senator Bubble stood up, raised his finger in the ear, and immediately commenced to rant and rave. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Putin Puts In His Pugnacious Presence to Punitively Preempt and Perhaps Plunder the Syrian Proceedings Plight

Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing all of the Mideast and Europe. Depression had set in due to the difficulties that had arisen…

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Canadians Urge Ukrainians to Seek Peace through Dullness

Dateline: OTTAWA—Backed by a majority of Canadians, the Canadian government has passed a resolution urging Ukrainians to stop fighting and to handle their internal conflict by being more boring, like Canadians. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS Related Posts!…

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