Posted on 12 July 2016.
Posted on 08 February 2016.
The podcast is back with more, and now, with even more original than ever before.
All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.
Here are the topics covered in the the February 8th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.
* How you can run your home and family like a business to get amazing results. It’s easier than you think. Read the full story
Posted on 16 October 2015.
The achingly well-meaning notable 3.0 du jour has put his foot in it again. Just read his comments at the recent ‘White Community-Black Community GOP Competitive Co-operation 1000 Dollar Dinner’ in the Seattle Hilton.
You know what, I want to address all you black folks somewhere out there in the audience, and thank you all from the bottom of my
coffers…uh, my heart.
Because you guys are more or less exactly my kind of people, and I know you just wouldn’t be here if you weren’t supportive of my
agenda…uh, my program.
I really mean that, with all my heart. It’s a bit like, well, you remember that achingly sincere video where John McCain congratulated… uh, what’s that guy’s name again? Read the full story
Posted on 13 August 2015.
Jeb Bush’s attempts to speak up louder than those who to some limited extent do have a voice (regarding immigration) have suffered a serious blow.
At a recent dialogue conference about how to make the GOP more inclusive, an immigration activist, Penelope D Solanas, told Bush and other figures in attendance the story of her life as an irregular migrant.
After recounting some of her difficulties over the course of some years and decades, Penelope concluded:
So, this is my life. And many have similar stories. This is how we live!
A reporter then asked Bush how he felt about Penelope’s story. Read the full story
Posted on 07 July 2015.
Last night another innocent, peaceful person died in an “unknown” land.
When the body of this person was pulled from the rubble in an unknown city in a certain Middle Eastern country, this message, along with a photo, was found in his breast pocket. By some miracle, the text was still intact.
The woman in the picture looked like an Irish woman, and the humorous, teasing shamrocks on the underside of the photo would appear to confirm this. Read the full story
Posted on 26 June 2015.
Last time, I acknowledged that all forms of prejudice are complex, and cannot be seen as corresponding one-to-one with each other.
However, while making these qualifications, I also took the risk of drawing an analogy between racism and sexism.
And as is well known, racism and sexism are two forms of prejudice and hatred that motivated Dylan Roof’s murder of nine innocent people in Charleston. Read the full story
Posted on 25 June 2015.
One look at the US media, including the comments sections, will show you that something disturbing is happening.
Something which has also been happening in many other countries for a long, long time.
I speak of an abstract “humanity-centred” moralism that only half-condemns racially-motivated crimes. Read the full story
Posted on 11 June 2015.
Notable public figure Bill Maher has been banned from several notable clothes retail chains in the entire slick, coastal, metro part of the USA…
For making some provocative and inflammatory comments about a moderate political Islamist™ in Pakistan who says women resemble sacks of flour.
Yup! His Most Exalted Even-More-Moderate-Than-Moderate-Taliban-ness says that every one of the integral synthetic components of the female community should be treated in keeping with the most noble and exalted station he himself envisages for them…
When he is high on crystal meth funded from the proceeds of his illegal kindergarten-bombing Ponzi scheme. Read the full story
Posted on 04 May 2015.
Coming up to the 2015 General Election, the inflammatory rhetoric of UKIP is a worrying feature of the complex political scene in the UK.
It’s always been complex, of course…
Well, we have had politicians who have expanded the suffrage and decriminalised homosexuality. Read the full story
Posted on 10 March 2015.
Previous version published on thespoof.co.uk, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.”
Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes.
The Ku Klux Klan has made a somewhat peculiar (and not necessarily entirely sincere?) attempt to find black supporters and allies. Read the full story
Posted on 02 December 2014.
Nigel Farage is concerned that his Edgy-Rhetorical-Hobby-Club is hemorrhaging voters.
So His-Most-Exalted-Joe-Blogginess has come up with a plan to stop the rot (if not the moral decay) within his Circle-Jerk-Pet-Peeve-Party:
It seems for some wholly (in-)explicable reason, everybody thinks we are actually racist.
Instead of merely PRETENDING to be racist.
You know, solely in order to get elected… Read the full story
Posted on 22 November 2014.
As you found out last time, the entire Glossy News team has been arrested on fake charges for prostitution…
Although a certain informer called Wallace Runnymede (who shall remain anonymous, in order to have evade having the crap beaten out of him by his erstwhile peers, as some have framed it)…
But yes, His Most Exalted Shit-Stirriness has traded security for liberty by making a sneaky plea bargain, in order to dump the other guys in it.
… Oh come on, don’t be so judgmental! Read the full story
Posted on 26 October 2014.
“…Reince Priebus, the Republican National Committee chairman, has begun an effort to attract more African-American voters…”
– The New York Times – August 12, 2014
TO: All Republican incumbents and potential candidates
FROM: Reince Priebus
Hey! Wassup? It’s time we get down with our black brothers and sisters if we ever hope to gain full power in Washington again. Read the full story
Posted on 26 October 2014.
Famously-allegedly-ish “non-racist™” White supremacist; oh sorry, how un-PC; I meant achingly conspicuous “racial realist™” David Duke has popped out (sorry, popped up) once again.
Yes, His Most Exalted Ideological Hipsterness has recently expressed what he calls his “utmost sincere contrition and regret” for a despicable comment he made in a TV interview.
Surprising, huh? Well, kein Scheisse!.. Read the full story
Posted on 29 September 2014.
David Cameron coughed up a fur ball this week when he told ex-mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg that the Queen “purred” when she had heard the result of the Scottish Referendum.
During this conversation it has also been revealed that whilst the Queen purred like a cat, Prince Philip could be heard barking like a raving lunatic in a basket of used tissues.
“So she was purring, right?” says Cameron “I then I thought one of the corgis had got her but then it shouted out something racist.” Read the full story
Posted on 05 May 2014.
Dateline: NEW YORK–Tired of being accused of having stereotypical ideas of women and racial minorities, the gazillionaire Roderick Billington set about spending his vast fortune to perfect his conceptions.
“I realized the essence of the problem early on,” he said. “I’d be thinking that the Chinese can’t drive well, that blacks are thuggish, and that women are sentimental and prone to hysteria. But I’d be told that those were just outrageous stereotypes. So there was a mismatch between my ideas and the facts.”
Read the full story
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